/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>44051313
Upgrade that to robbing me of my virginity and I'll gladly put on the maid costume for you, anon!

>>38977753
I'm looking forward to eating dinner, mostly. Going to check out the Who's Who collab later today, but I'm not too excited about it and I just want some background noise while I work.

>>28952971
I can fix you

I took a shower today and forgot to wash my ass

Pomu isn't my oshi, but I've really enjoyed the streams I've watched from her and she does so much for NijiEN. I still have the Virtual to Live cover from Lazulight anniversary on repeat.
I love this hard-working, maid-loving, la creatividad fairy.

>>25596891
Sure! You want to know more about poop? The scientific term for penguin - and seabird or bat - shit is 'guano,' and there are islands that are effectively built from years upon years of poop accumulating upon itself. In fact, Humboldt penguins build their nests in small burrows carved into their own accumulated, hardened poop.
>https://americanhistory.si.edu/blog/smithsonian-and-guano
Guano is also an excellent source of nutrients like nitrogen and phosphorus and it makes for excellent fertilizer. In the 19th century, pillaging islands for guano was a surprisingly popular and immensely profitable industry. Unfortunately, the mass removal of heaps upon heaps of poop from these islands destabilized an ecosystem that depended on nutrients from guano runoff and animals that required guano for habitat.

>>24932695
You can still rape someone when you're the bottom! I told you this last time! Don't tell me I have to give Pomudachis step-by-step instructions on how to rape me, because that's a new level of p-pathetic...