/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>58230665
We love equality in coming home drunk

"Yaminions could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighbourhood before. There could be yaminions anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE YAMINIONS" he thought. Hope in The Dark reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 pilk circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of yaminions after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

HOLY SMOKES Shu-sama!!!!!!!! You've wished back EVERY past Yamino to life, not to rule... BUT TO FUCK MY ASS?!?!?!!! You and EVERY other Yamino *gulp*, even the woken, are going to fuck me RELENTLESSLY with the BBC (Big Banene Cock) to the point of NEAR DEATH?!??!!???!!! And this will only result in SORCERY BOOSTS for you all, only FURTHERING your endurance for FUTURE FUCKINGS?!?!??!!! And you won't just fuck me in your PRESENT forms... but your MONKEY FORMS Vox taught you as WELL?!??!!!! Holy cow... you say I'll be SO stretched out I'll be more HOLE than YAMINION?!??!!! And when you're all NOT fucking me... you'll be ENTERTAINING YOURSELVES by beating the SHIT out of ME?!????!!!!! You're going to stretch my asshole SO FAR, SO WIDE that it will count as a MOON and trigger ANOTHER MONKEY TRANSFORMATION, only FURTHERING my SUFFERING?!?!!!??? And all this will eventually reach CRITICAL MASS as the planet is DESTROYED once more, not by Curses, but by the PLANET-SHATTERING SEX?!?!!!??? And you don't even CARE that you'll die, you just want to HUMILIATE ME?!?!!??? YABBA DABBA DOO!!!!! LET'S GO BANANAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>49839085
You made me miss my uncle's cookies now.

my aspie wife