/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Shan't be using the newfag's thread

Well, /NASFAQ/, it's been a fun year! I'm glad to have met y'all, and I hope to have a great 2022 with y'all. Make sure you end the year with a good mindset, and try to leave the negative emotions in the past. Please make sure you drink responsibly Joe and have fun! See y'all in 2022!
-P.H.

Oops

I think polka's kinda cool

https://files.catbox.moe/7mjm90.mp3

>>7967425
Polka is an acquired taste.

>>7101172
All good fellow polka, we're all here for her. If you can understand her it's even better, but it seems like you're working towards escaping EOP hell. Good on you man!

>>6263213
my heart goes doki doki when I look at this one

>>5764013
Doulingo is the start to it. It's entertaining enough for you to learn hira and kata, but it's only good for that. You won't really learn grammar, sentence structure, ect. from there.
There are other sites that people recommend, but I've been working out of a used textbook that I scooped up for 8 bucks
>which I am now realizing that, in the condition that it was in, is a fucking steal
https://www.amazon.com/Reading-Japanese-Yale-Language-English/dp/0300019130
This plus reading tweets and deepl help slowly build up my kanji. Don't be shy to visit a local bookstore, you might find something.
Best way to do it is slowly, it's a language that, to english, is very different. It's a journey, not something a video game can teach

Best of luck, have a polka for encouragement!

>>5374320
nobody cares, I'm still gonna marry her and make her happy
>(you) to sate your faggotry

>>5023612
you won't regret it anon, some of my favorite content on youtube

>>3846008
silly anon, you shouldnt fear Polka, why? Well because you are Polka.

>>3773504
I wish Polka would suck my blood....

>>3451306
show me one real girl that has a thick bushy tail and fox ears that isn't cosplay, I'll wait
Her roommate, while I'd still be ecstatic to be with, I can cope with not being with her. It still hurts a bit, but I can accept it

>>3348857
Reminder that Envy Baby is *also* a Vocaloid song ( https://youtu.be/dgS6HvEohsw ) but Polka sung it like this:

https://youtu.be/UpoysjZfWrU

Polka sporadically has tier 2 and 3 memberships for people to choose. However, these options quickly disappear, leaving only a handful of people choosing these membership options each time. If you do choose the tier 2 or 3 memberships, Polka personally starts a conversation with you. For those who are not of the strongest minds, they eventually end up buying a ticket to Japan to meet Polka in person. Things may seem fine at first and you may even think the conversation is good enough for you to ask Polka out, but this is when things go south. According to eye witnesses, people who talk with Polka for more than a few minutes eventually falls into a daze and mindlessly follows Polka back home. Some of these eye witnesses tried to intervene, but apparently, the victim aggressively rejects any help and clings onto Polka even more. According to Nene herself in a membership stream, we can assume that the people Polka lured ends up in restrained in some sort of room containing other victims. Nene was apparently locked in a sprawling dungeon with others according to her descriptions, but her stuttering and murmuring makes it hard to be any more clear. One of the descriptions that Nene clearly emphasized was the overwhelming, intolerable stench in Polka's dungeon. The Polka that Nene also met at this point became, as she described it, "SUPER ULTRA HYPER DELUXE GALAXY DERANGED." Nene lost her cohesion shortly after, incoherently wailing about what happened to her while she was in that dungeon. As for what Nene said, I'd rather not say, as some of the stuff seems a little too much for even 4chan of all places. I'll just say that Polka becomes really, really sadistic in that dungeon of hers. Weirdly enough, Nene acted normally after this membership stream. A little too normally, in fact. As for what happens to the victims after this, we don't know the exact details. We know Nene seemed to be a little too fine after this encounter, but it seems that most people have it worse off. Japanese broadcasters have reported people with missing body parts and multiple lacerations running naked across Japan as if they were escaping from something. I'm going to say that these events were connected with Polka as one broadcaster also showed what seemed to be a person with "animal ears in a clown costume" running to the escapee in one instance. Japanese policemen recovering these people have observed how they consistently did not have the ability to speak either due to mental instability or their vocal cords being physically ripped out. A majority of these people also perish shortly after being recovered, and autopsies seem to be fruitless in determining specifically how they obtained the conditions to cause their demise. Most reports just end determining their demise from their conditions as of being rescued. For the very few that live, medical experts noted that their remaining body parts recover fine despite their horrid conditions. Eventually though, they leave the hospital without anyone noticing. As for where they leave to, eyewitness reports indicated dazed hospital patients all converging to a general direction, but the exact location isn't known yet as they disappear after some time. So, take this story as caution. Whatever you do, do not take Polka's tier 2 and 3 memberships when they become available, and DO NOT INTERACT WITH POLKA IF YOU DO BECOME OF HER TIER 2 OR 3 MEMBERS.

POL!

>>2058208
Now, now, anon. Reverse psychology won't get you into the dungeon any quicker. Polka appreciates directness. You need to wait for the T3 membership to open again like everyone else.

I'll take that POLnus.

>>1533190
Here's one based on her Envy Baby cover.