/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

23 different bussies on rotation weren't enough for Yagoos carnal lust. Do you think 28 men will finally be enough to satisfy his insatiable libido? How much cock is needed to finally soothe Yagoo's savage beast?

>>54653075
Yagoowawari da

Here comes the money

I like vtubers because they were the first to take streams, universally accepted as the worst entertainment medium, and actually make them interesting
the streamer-audience relationship developing actual emotional stakes for both sides, even behind all the kayfabe/compartmentalization/projections/schizophrenia, to the point where both streamer and viewer are compelling themselves to act against their own self-interest with only the emotional bonds of that relationship
it's rare, but only vtubers have ever pulled it off, and those vtubers are the only streamers people without a lobotomy can enjoy
imagine watching streams for the content though fucking LMAO, you are ridiculous

I've come to make an announcement. Vesper Noir is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his quilly nilly dick out and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Vesper Noir, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.

If you watched vtubers for entertainment, you wouldn't be here
>I used this site before vtubers
crossboarders aren't welcome here. This isn't 4chan or 4channel. /vt/ is different. Pure. Refined. Enhanced. We sit so far above the site known as 4chan that we ascend beyond it and any and all other boards and their taint.
The other boards look up to us as gods, not the other way around. We are the fresh gods.

This guy was the one who tried to help Tempus blow up, causing this whole shenanigan to happen.

How do you like Holostars so far?

You’re all fucking idiots. Don’t you realise you’ve all been tricked yet? Dancing in the palm of one much bigger than all of us.

See, I’ve cracked the code. Followed the breadcrumbs. Done some investigating and found the answer. My mind’s eye is opened and I see the truth you’re all blind to. But you’re all fucking stupid, so I’ll spell it out for you.

This mother fucker is outplaying every single one of you. He’s playing 5D chess and you all don’t even realise you’re the pawns in all of this. Talents? Hololive girls? There’s no such thing. Never was any girls. It’s YAGOO. It’s all just YAGOO. He does all the voices, all the streams, all the collabs. He’s playing you all like a damn fiddle. OPEN YOUR EYES YOU FUCKING FOOLS. WAKE UP BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE. AT THIS RATE YO’ULL BE FUCKING YOU’RE OSHI IN BED AND THEN HE’LL RIP OFF THE MASK. HE’LL BE DISAPPOINTED IN YOUR TINY DICK, ALL YOU’LL HEAR IS “sou desu ne”!
YOU’RE NOT MATING PRESSING THE RAT, YOURE MATING PRESSING YAGOO

It annoys me when posts have less than 2 paragraphs. I want more words, not less
Not shitposting. Words filter idiots, only smart people know how to read a lot, words make the board better

>>29226492
Forgot picture

>>28684043
all according to plan

ACCELERATE

>>28215693
>you want our unicorns so bad?
>fine, have them
>all of them

>sees that Gura and Ina are flat
>gives them models that are flat
>sees Kiara's "beak"
>makes her a chicken
>sees Mori is a cringe retard
>makes her a reaper because she is going to graduate her genmates
>sees IRyS is a halfbreed
>gives her a dark as fuck model with a half breed gimmick
>Sees Sana is ugly
>gives her an ugly model
>sees Mumes and Fauna have no personality
>gives them generic models
>sees Bae is chinese
>makes her a rat
>sees Kronii has body dysmorphia
>gives her massive fucking tits
Bravo Yagoo, Bravo.
Also, why the fuck did Ame escape his monkey paw model shit?

>mindbreaks your corp into imitating Hololive
How does he do it, bros?

>Takanashi Kiara birthday stream soon
>Releases HomoEN and EN Gen 3 at the same time to remove all the attention from Kiara's birthday stream
seriously what is the problem with the HoloEN management?

I imagine that he's absolutely ecstatic that he doesn't have to open his wallet for any of ENs 3D stuff. Yet he'll still pocket a chunk of the cash that come flowing in from their efforts.

>>8631657
>Yeah, me