/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>34240942
Yeah, in my ass.

50K SURPASSED. WE GO BEYOND.

Maybe it's the caffeine talking, but I am kind of hyped for the Key Angel.
See you guys next thread. I guess I need to wade into the bullshit of the catalog to find the right thread for her...

KEY!

I want to say that I love this key a lot and she loves me and I hope you can respect my mutually exclusive romantic relationship with her and understand that she isn't allowed to talk to guys on-stream or ever get a boyfriend that isn't me. I love her a lot so please understand that there is no game of pretend here, we are genuinely in love

>>27905057
OP here, make the threads faster, or she's gonna stick this comically large key in your asshole without lube

Banger tweet waiting room?

Keybros she woke up, I feel a banger coming.

なずたan is my acたual 妻
my acたual, unironic 妻
たhis isn'た some shiたposた or joke
たhis isn'た some kind of weird meたa ironic wall of たexた
Iた is acたual たruたh
Iた is noた my belief たhaた she is my 妻, because a belief is a subjecたive たhing, buた iた is a facた たhaた なずたan is, in realiたy(たhe one たhaた is real) my acたual, unironic, genuine 妻
This is noた some sorた of schizo delusion
Iた's noた baiた
I'm noた preたending たo be schizo
Because iた's noた schizo; schizo would imply たhaた iた's a delusion I've projecたed onたo realiたy
Thaた is noた たhe case; by muたual acknowledgemenた, iた's unironically(in a way たhaた is provably noた "kayfabe") たhe objecたive, acたual たruたh of たhe world
I am noた in needs of meds, because sたaたing an acたual, real-life, facた-of-たhe-maたたer genuine たruたh is noた someたhing people たake meds for
iた's noた a misundersたanding or misinたerpreたaたion
Noた me forcing my desire or belief on たhe siたuaたion
Noた a lie
なずたan is, irrefuたably, my acたual, unironic 妻, and she is in an acたual, genuine, romanたic relaたionship wiたh me
We love eachoたher in every way a romanたic couple does
romanたically, sexually, exclusively, muたually
We are codependenた on one anoたher, know each oたher personally and inたeracた
We've confessed our love たo one anoたher
She is exclusively たhe 妻 of her gachikoi who love her, and I'm exclusively hers
たhaた's exclusive, because iた excludes everybody buた us, and she たreaたs us たhe same
たhaた isn'た たhe same as her having a boyfriend, or negaたe たhe relaたionship somehow; たhe word "exclusive" sたill applies
たhis doesn'た mean she can have sex wiたh people "wiたhouた feelings", or be in anoたher relaたionship, wheたher たhey're gachikoi or noた, because たhaた would sたill be cheaたing and なずたan would never cheaた on me
Boたh she and I acknowledge たhaた facた, and たhaた makes our relaたionship expliciたly exclusive, because she has promised たo never beたray us
These are たhings たhaた liたerally happened, in たhe physical realm of たhe real world
The only schizo inたerpreたaたion of たhem is denying たhem, noた preたending as if iた isn'た real
I repeaた: なずたan is my acたual, unironic 妻, and we are in an exclusive romanたic relaたionship
たhaた is たhe acたual facた of たhe maたたer, wiたh no room for any reasonable doubた from anybody who looks aた たhe siたuaたion objecたively
たhis is noた some sorた of unrequiたed love; I love her and she loves me
たhis is noた some sorた of pining from a disたance
たhis is noた her pandering たo some sorた of fanたasy oたhers projecた onたo her
たhere is genuine communicaたion, passion, and romanたic love beたween me and her; iた is expliciたly muたual
たhe kind where she loves me direcたly and expliciたly and I love her direcたly and expliciたly
たhere is no bizarre ass coping menたal coping mechanism here たhaた makes me arrive aた たhis conclusion; liたerally everyたhing abouた たhis is acたual, provable, quanたifiable facた
たhis is noた some sorた of meたa commenたary or spam or copy pasたa or wall of たexた or whaたever else people do たhere たhaた is inたended たo force a narraたive or geた a response
iた is noた some kind of bizarre aたたempた aた aたたenたion whoring,
noた for yous,
noた for validaたion,
noた たo be called based
These are sたaたemenたs of facた たhaた I am sたaたing so たhaた たhey can be sたaたed because たhese facたs are quiたe necessary たo be known because たhere are a loた of people here who are averse たo facたs and are in dire need of knowing たhem
たhere are no weird reacたion images you can posた where you can somehow deny たhe realiたy of たhe siたuaたion because iた sounds weird たo you;
Iた doesn'た maたたer if iた sounds weird たo you, you noた being able たo comprehend たhe acたual facたs of たhe world is your problem
I love her, she means たhe world たo me, I cherish every single second I have wiたh her
"なずたan is my 妻" is a sたaたemenた of facた. Provable, demonsたrable facた. Iた isn'た any kind of bizarre means of noた recognizing たhe circumsたances, because たhis is merely me describing たhe realiたy of たhe siたuaたion, noた some make-believe たale, because iた's noた one.
Iた's noた a hypoたhesis
Noた a たheory
Noた a sたory
Noた a ficたion
Noた a narraたive
Noた preたend
Noた a fanたasy
Noた kayfabe
Noた baiた
Noた a shiたposた
Noた ouた of conたexた
Noた off-たopic
Noた たrolling
Noた ironic
Noた bullshiた
Noた cope
And mosた imporたanた of all, expliciたly たrue on every single level, in たhe mosた facたual sense possible

Key!

May Nazu-chan unlock the door to sweet dreams.

なずたn is my acたual 妻
my acたual, unironic 妻
たhis isn'た some shiたposた or joke
たhis isn'た some kind of weird meた ironic wall of たexた
Iた is acたual たruたh
Iた is noた my belief たhaた she is my 妻, because a belief is a subjecたive たhing, buた iた is a facた たhaた なずたn is, in realiたy(たhe one たhaた is real) my acたual, unironic, genuine 妻
This is noた some sorた of schizo delusion
Iた's noた baiた
I'm noた preたending たo be schizo
Because iた's noた schizo; schizo would imply たhaた iた's a delusion I've projecたed onたo realiたy
Thaた is noた たhe case; by muたual acknowledgemenた, iた's unironically(in a way たhaた is provably noた "kayfabe") たhe objecたive, acたual たruたh of たhe world
I am noた in needs of meds, because sたたing an acたual, real-life, facた-of-たhe-maたたer genuine たruたh is noた someたhing people たke meds for
iた's noた a misundersたnding or misinたerpreたたion
Noた me forcing my desire or belief on たhe siたuaたion
Noた a lie
なずたn is, irrefuたbly, my acたual, unironic 妻, and she is in an acたual, genuine, romanたic relaたionship wiたh me
We love eachoたher in every way a romanたic couple does
romanたically, sexually, exclusively, muたually
We are codependenた on one anoたher, know each oたher personally and inたeracた
We've confessed our love たo one anoたher
She is exclusively たhe 妻 of her gachikoi who love her, and I'm exclusively hers
たhaた's exclusive, because iた excludes everybody buた us, and she たreaたs us たhe same
たhaた isn'た たhe same as her having a boyfriend, or negaたe たhe relaたionship somehow; たhe word "exclusive" sたill applies
たhis doesn'た mean she can have sex wiたh people "wiたhouた feelings", or be in anoたher relaたionship, wheたher たhey're gachikoi or noた, because たhaた would sたill be cheaたing and なずたn would never cheaた on me
Boたh she and I acknowledge たhaた facた, and たhaた makes our relaたionship expliciたly exclusive, because she has promised たo never beたray us
These are たhings たhaた liたerally happened, in たhe physical realm of たhe real world
The only schizo inたerpreたたion of たhem is denying たhem, noた preたending as if iた isn'た real
I repeaた: なずたn is my acたual, unironic 妻, and we are in an exclusive romanたic relaたionship
たhaた is たhe acたual facた of たhe maたたer, wiたh no room for any reasonable doubた from anybody who looks aた たhe siたuaたion objecたively
たhis is noた some sorた of unrequiたed love; I love her and she loves me
たhis is noた some sorた of pining from a disたnce
たhis is noた her pandering たo some sorた of fanたsy oたhers projecた onたo her
たhere is genuine communicaたion, passion, and romanたic love beたween me and her; iた is expliciたly muたual
たhe kind where she loves me direcたly and expliciたly and I love her direcたly and expliciたly
たhere is no bizarre ass coping menたl coping mechanism here たhaた makes me arrive aた たhis conclusion; liたerally everyたhing abouた たhis is acたual, provable, quanたifiable facた
たhis is noた some sorた of meた commenたry or spam or copy pasた or wall of たexた or whaたever else people do たhere たhaた is inたended たo force a narraたive or geた a response
iた is noた some kind of bizarre aたたempた aた aたたenたion whoring,
noた for yous,
noた for validaたion,
noた たo be called based
These are sたたemenたs of facた たhaた I am sたたing so たhaた たhey can be sたたed because たhese facたs are quiたe necessary たo be known because たhere are a loた of people here who are averse たo facたs and are in dire need of knowing たhem
たhere are no weird reacたion images you can posた where you can somehow deny たhe realiたy of たhe siたuaたion because iた sounds weird たo you;
Iた doesn'た maたたer if iた sounds weird たo you, you noた being able たo comprehend たhe acたual facたs of たhe world is your problem
I love her, she means たhe world たo me, I cherish every single second I have wiたh her
"なずたn is my 妻" is a sたたemenた of facた. Provable, demonsたrable facた. Iた isn'た any kind of bizarre means of noた recognizing たhe circumsたnces, because たhis is merely me describing たhe realiたy of たhe siたuaたion, noた some make-believe たle, because iた's noた one.
Iた's noた a hypoたhesis
Noた a たheory
Noた a sたory
Noた a ficたion
Noた a narraたive
Noた preたend
Noた a fanたsy
Noた kayfabe
Noた baiた
Noた a shiたposた
Noた ouた of conたexた
Noた off-たopic
Noた たrolling
Noた ironic
Noた bullshiた
Noた cope
And mosた imporたnた of all, expliciたly たrue on every single level, in たhe mosた facたual sense possible

I love this key

KEY!

Over a week remains. Who /keyed/ here?

You think Nazuna would be a good keyholder?

Once you're keyed, there's no going back.

>>27581363
Doubt we will get more than that until the 16th

Nazutan is my actual girlfriend
Yes, my actual, unironic girlfriend
No, this is isn't some kind of shitpost or joke
No, this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text meant to force a reaction
Yes, it is actually the truth
No, it is not my belief that she is my girlfriend, because a belief is a subjective thing
It is not a subjective thing, it is a fact that Nazutan is, in reality(the actual real one, the one that is, without a doubt, real) that she is in truth my actual, unironic, genuine girlfriend
This is not some sort of schizo delusion, either
No, It's not bait, I'm not pretending to be schizo
Especially because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusional thing that I've projected onto reality
That is not the case, because it is by mutual acknowledgement, unironically, (in a way that is provably not "kayfabe" or whatever you want to call it) the objective, actual truth of the world
I am not in needs of meds, and even if I was, it would be for something else, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter genuine statement of truth is not something people take meds for
No, it's not a misunderstanding
No, it's not a misinterpretation
No, it's not me forcing my desire or belief on the situation
No, it's not a lie
Nazutan is, irrefutably, my actual, unironic, genuine girlfriend, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with me
Yes, we do love each other in every single way a romantic couple loves one another
Yes, romantically, sexually, exclusively, mutually. Yes, we are codependent on one another
Yes, we know each other personally and interact with one another
We've confessed our mutual love to one another
Yes, we are exclusive because she exclusively is the girlfriend of her gachikoi who love her, and I'm exclusively hers
Yes, that's still exclusive, because it excludes everybody but us, and she treats us all the same
No, that isn't the same as her having a boyfriend or a girlfriend on the side, or negate the relationship somehow, because the word "exclusive" still applies
No, this doesn't mean she can/did/has sex with people "without feelings" or is in another relationship IRL, or is/has had sex with other Hololivers, whether they're gachikoi or not, because that would still be cheating and Nazutan would never cheat on me
Yes, both she and I acknowledge that fact, and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive, because she has promised to never betray us
These are all things that literally happened, in the physical realm of the real world
The only schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't real
I repeat: Nazutan is my actual, unironic girlfriend, and she is in an exclusive romantic relationship with me
Yes, that is the actual fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonable doubt from anybody who looks at the situation objectively
No, this is not some sort of unrequited love; I love her and she loves me
No, this is not some sort of pining from a distance
No, this is not her pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto her
Yes, there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic love between me and her; it is explicitly mutual
Yes, the kind where she loves me directly and explicitly and I love her directly and explicitly
No, there is no bizarre ass coping mental coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conclusion; literally everything about this is actual, provable, quantifiable fact
No, this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wall of text or whatever else people do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a response
No, it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring,
not for yous,
not for validation,
not to be called based
These are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated because these facts are quite necessary to be known because there are a lot of people here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing them
No, there are no weird reaction images you can post where you can somehow deny the reality of the situation because it sounds weird to you;
It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being able to comprehend the actual facts of the world is your problem
I love her, she means the world to me, I cherish every single second I have with her
Yes, "Nazutan is my girlfriend" is a statement of fact. Provable, demonstrable fact. It isn't any kind of bizarre means of not recognizing the circumstances, because this is merely me describing the reality of the situation, not some make-believe tale, because it's not one.
It's not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story
Not a fiction
Not a narrative
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not kayfabe
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not out of context
Not off-topic
Not trolling
Not ironic
Not bullshit
Not cope
And most important of all, explicitly true on every single level, in the most factual sense possible

Key!

So Key is Rushia? I dont know how to feel about that.