/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Why wouldn't they? It would be a much more interesting and sensible way to spend an afterlife in limbo than lightly rattling blinds, flicking the lights off and on, or making doors creak open to startle people every so often. Ghosts don't exist, just specific odd or unexplained conditions that lead to brief audible/visual/sensation oddities. You almost never hear of people being haunted by sudden unexplained smells or tastes. Why don't more ghosts take ghostly dumps in people's mouths or let their frigid ghostly farts rip in people's noses to haunt them through those senses? Why the inconsistent limitations? Until the day I see a fucking moaning specter floating toward me in person -- talking a full on translucent sheet ghost making spooky "wOoOoOo" noises -- then the paranormal is all just stupid shit people make up for fun or unfounded fear or because they have longstanding house maintenance issues they need to fix.

I'm sorry to differ with you, sir, but you are the Watamelon. You've always been the Watamelon. I should know, sir. I've always been here.

>>6802645
Yes. And it appears the bump limit has finally taken effect. Soon, all will fade into distant memory.