/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73878010
They should have two opposing donations at a lower price point to incentivize it. Superchats make her shower at like $100, but streamlabs donos subtract the amount, and it has to stay above $100 for a whole minute to count. If she showers, its a shower/bath space. If she doesnt shower then she has to use the same underwear the entire time and take a photo of the crusty yellowed husk when she finally does

>>72807825
Dont bully the poor people, they cant afford to fix the mental handicap that is poverty

Yae i know youre reading this, yes i fapped, thats 2 for 2 on happy hours. I wish for you to know that i deeply desire your fat ass on my face so that i may know the darkness as ninja do. Thank you.

>>62572180
Baiting and actual retardation are bedfellows. And knowing how hard holotards beat dead jokes id assume retardation first everytime

>>55872290
I actually want lottie to protect me, but i wouldnt tell her im being hunted. Id just enjoy my time with her so i can die happy

>>52083900
Ive been trying to drink only on weekends now, i also try to reinvest my alcohol money into streamers to control it. But thank you, its getting better

>>51076622
Harder than youd think. I was also in a situation where a friend was trying to forcefully put me to bed, i used the naked defense, unfortunately he was rather unfazed by my nudity, and still tried to grab me, i then decided to spin in circles while urinating. A genius defense i thought...until i ran out of urine 20 seconds after and was tackled into the dry dirt. I was later put to rest and informed of this development the day after, when ive sobered up.

>angry at burger
>think if nothing but burger
>rent fREEEEEEE
im just enjoying my well paid job and having fun on the internet. Being an american was unironically best spawn, no health issues so life insurance isnt even an issue, and i have an affordable one anyways

>>45268677
I am very very drunk because this is literally my last weekend before overtime everyday and working even on weekends. Please let me have this

I am miffee, but savas production quality alone means ill get the 10k pack, i believe in this girl and i wont fling shit. I will get blasted drunk during her donothon and make poopoo piss piss baby remarks as is my due.
Also i am looking forward to namis karaoke vod since she does that country twang so well, any chance itll be up or members only?

>>39420267
Go forth. I was once a brother but i have found god. Mayhaps satan herself is there, say hello to luto, but knoe you are always welcome between our halls of bountiful breasts

>Imagine the taste
She is an older and more experienced fellow, the fruit of her vagoo has been refined and developed a deeper palette. A cunny is fresh, supple and sweet but it is vanilla, it is clean and to be frank, it is mundane. Naki is none of those things. You can taste the mild salty motes of the SEA in her vageen, the succulent juices mired with a subtle acidic undertone that was produced with prolongued agitation at her job and mild stressing led to a more complex and robust aroma that lends ones creedence to steeping the puffy organ in prolonged proximity to derriere in the bathroom stalls that she makes her rest. And like all great drugs we can ingest, her coochie is lightly toxic due to the frequent contact with PVC from slathering her love juices onto plastic kami rider merchandise. Nakis gunky discharge aint no freshly squeezed juice, its likely a rough, burnin grappa that still has toe nails in it.

>>13340939
Reminds me of the axis maxim said to save you from the sin. 'Eris pads her chest'