/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Imagine for a second. Imagine for a millisecond even. Woozie, puffing up her cheeks. She is disgusted, absolutely horrified. You said some dumb shit again about her feet or her womanly scent. Imagine you trying to patch things up with her, trying to recollect the pasta flowing out of your cargo pants. Imagine trying remember how to act like a normal human as you tried to get back into her good graces. Imagine Woozie actually falling for it cause she's a parasocial weirdo too and she's so desperate for attention and acceptance she's willing to tolerate your weird ass so you can hear her talk about Canada and her obscure interests for two hours everyday.
Imagine being by her side forever bros.
IMAGINE