/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I want Coni Confetti to castrate me.
I want her to stuff my balls into a nutri bullet blender with a bunch of other berries and screw the lid on tight, crunching my spermatic cords in the process. Then I want her to put it in the motorized base and make it start blending my flesh berries with the medley of other assorted berries. When my organs are fully liquified I want her to pour the smoothie into a pet bowl on the kitchen floor and make me lap it all up

I want Coni Confetti to castrate me.
I want her to lick my ears to soothe me as the elastrator band constricts all the life out of my testicles until my ball bag turns a ripe purplish black, ready to be plucked away and discarded.

I want Coni Confetti to castrate me.
I want her to tie a rope around my testicles and secure it to the ceiling such that I am forced to stand on my tippy toes on a white monobloc chair. I then want her to relentlessly assault and torture my exposed and helpless genitals to try and get me to loose my balance.
I want her to whip my penis and balls with a riding crop to make me writhe in pain until they are purple and bleeding. I want her to rub the inside of a habanero or ghost chili on my glans to cause me searing and unbarable pain. I want to try to keep my balance as jolts of electricity are shot through my exposed and helpless balls by a tazer, cattle prod or car battery.
If my balance survives this dreadful gauntlet I want my sole reward to be having my testicles executed anyway, Coni kicking one of the legs out from under the chair causing my to drop and snap my testicles loose in their bag. While Im dangling there helpless and freshly sterilized I want her to reach up and remove my penis with a pair of scissors, teasing me with them first, acting like she is going to cut me free but ultimately leaving me to dangle a cock lighter

I want Coni Confetti to castrate me.
I want her to put a ziplock bag over my balls and zip it up as far as it will go right up to either side of my scrotum and then take a hammer and just start smashing the fuck out of my testicles until all the gore makes the bag look like a plastic bag full of spaghetti. Then I want her to microwave the bag so its hot and make me eat the gorey mess with a plastic fork on a public bus like a homeless man

I want Coni Confetti to castrate me.
I want her to bury me in the ground up to my thighs and tie a rope around my balls and the other end of the rope to a huge boulder and then kick the boulder off of a cliff so that the rope rips my nuts clean off when the boulder falls far enough to yank the rope taught