/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>70841242
She couldn't handle me.

>>24775842
Same.

>>24156032
>be me, a landlord
>new tenant moves in
>it's short, shy a girl who wears baggy clothes and rarely leaves her apartment
>her round face is kinda cute though
>decide to spy on her, install an expensive 4K wifi cam in her bathroom
>wait one day
>check the cam
>nothing
>maybe the camera is bugged?
>make sure that it works, then wait another day
>still nothing
>she must be out sick or something. decide to forget about it for a while
>ff three weeks
>finally, it's time to examine my meticulously collected material
>pull up my net drive, start scrolling through the footage
>in every clip, the bathroom is always dark and there's no movement
>a little unsettling, if you ask me
>finally, in the recording of the 22nd day, I spot the lights turning on

TO BE CONTINUED

>>24135253
O, naive little anonchama... Thou shalt not underestimate The Pippa

>burn the coal, eat the ashes

>>20988689
>when you are a female
I don't think Nurgle's queen of mold should be judged by normal human standards.

[Intro]
I'm molding
I'm molding
I'm molding
I'm molding

[Hook]
Food so spongy wonder why it hurts me, I’m just molding
In water, eating candy in the shower, now I’m crying
Every room I go to (yeast) is rising
Moldcraft (x5) I’m just molding
I just bought a new house and now I’m moving
Furniture so heavy I feel like I’m holding a mountain
Every plushie I put on the floor, it’s inspiring
Moldcraft (x5) I’m just molding

[Verse 1]
I’m with all my NEETs (yeast), we molding, not alone
Spawning all these fleas (yeast), avoiding my chores
Uber Eats all my meals, avoid the grocery stores
Platonically browse furry art, not a single moan
Found a box of cats, took em from the gas station
Pile dishes on the floor, look at my new creation
Upload some shorts so on youtube I am can flex
Run away from collabs, those hard working projects
Inhaled funky spores (yeast) now I’m flying
Smelling my own feet *sniff* now that’s satisfying
Collabing with strangers (ree) horrifying
Try not to be anxious about my CCV inclining

[Hook]
Food so spongy wonder why they hurt me, I’m just molding
In water, eating candy in the shower, now I’m crying
Every room I go to (yeast) it’s rising
Moldcraft (x5) I’m just molding
I just bought a new house and now I’m moving
Furniture so heavy I feel like I’m holding a mountain
Every plushie I put on the floor, it’s inspiring
Moldcraft (x5) I’m just molding

[Verse 2]
Moldcraft, hands down, is my shade of green
Talk about doing my reps, but I don’t know how to clean
When you get Pipkin remember my name
Look at your own room and ask if you're ashamed
Got all these conditions, my life ain't fair
Tried to go the doctor but had no healthcare
I'm a wild child (yeast) one-hundred percent natural
All of these diseases make me immortal
Hardest plate in Moldcraft has to be a solid steak
Life is a survival game and I’m winning
You're along for the ride, bet you want to see the ending
Talking crap about my mold when my CCV inclining

[Outro]
I'm molding
I'm molding
I'm molding
I'm molding