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"Unlocking the door is the key to opening my heart!"

If you hear your chuuba say this, take immediate action. Do not say anything. Do not overreact. Do not alert her to your intentions. Find an opportunity to distract her, such as feigning a trip to the grocery store to prove your 'love'. Then, take your essentials and leave, permentantly. Too many men have fallen prey to this siren's call, only to find themselves tied to a bedpost while she sings "Here Comes the Bride." Before you leave, be sure to check your vehicle for any sort of tracking device. Depending on your chuuba, it could be something as crude as some cans tied to your exhaust pipe to a hidden GPS attached to the underside of your vehicle. Be quick and thorough; the two aforementioned spots are not the only places these devices can be in. Never forget to always check the glove compartment. Sometimes, simplicity is the best weapon. Make sure that weapon is in your hands. In crisis, survival is your responsibility.


Excerpt from the Chuuba Survival Manual - Vol. I