/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>4522883

Interesting way to start the thread.

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvg5mbM6FGs

>>4144774
Oh thanks for reminding me, I forgot to do the Horoscope for this place today.
>May 24, 2021 - Today your mind is likely to be on travel, Virgo. You might be planning a long vacation, perhaps one centered on a group function or seminar of some sort. Your physical energy is high, but there's still a danger of tiring yourself out. Relax at home this evening, and revive your love.
>If you want to avoid drama, confusion, and conflict this week, just stay home. On Wednesday, the lunar eclipse in your family zone encourages you to stay home and practice some self-care rather than go out. Focus on taking care of your domestic affairs and getting closure on family issues.

>>4016049
There's a thing called "The Rhythm Zone" that rhythm players talk about where you just ascend past the controls and start reacting on pure instinct, apparently you need to do that to be good at the games

>>4009723
Kiara's fun and all but I just really can't stand Vei. The only folks I like out of those groups of people are Mel because she's just a genuine fun loving dork and Ironmouse because she's Puerto Rican and a gremlin and I gotta represent my girl in arms, but I hope that all the folks who do watch her have an absolutely grand time.

Takos, my Horoscope reading for /hlgg/ has proven true.
>Virgo, if you're waiting for someone to fulfill all of your needs, you may have to wait a very long time. The paradox of love is that it arrives on your doorstep in its most profound form when you need it least. So take whatever steps you must in order to fulfill yourself. If you don't, you will be eternally dependent, which doesn't suit you very well.
Once you find contentedness within yourselves, that is when Ina will appear.

Technically, this thread has a horoscope reading attached to it. I figure it's worth using that to determine the state of the thread day to day.
As the first ever /hlgg/ thread was September 9th, that would make this thread a Virgo. Going by that, this is what I found:
>Today it might be more difficult than usual for you to deal with words, Virgo. Someone might lend you a book on a rather obscure subject that you can't understand. In fact, you might find the book - or anything else you try to read - boring! You don't want to hurt your friend's feelings. Put the book aside and try again later. The words should be clearer to you then.
Interpreting this in the context of the thread, I believe it means "today, finding kindness may be a struggle. The streams today may be boring to you, but if you don't like them, simply save them for later instead of trash-talking." Now for the weekly reading:
>When Mercury in Gemini squares Neptune in Pisces on Saturday, remember that your relationships are important too. Make sure to nurture them or you’ll lose them. Remember, it’s “we,” not “me.”
Self-explanatory. And for the monthly:
>Next to note is a mighty lunar eclipse in your solar fourth house on May 26, which could bring yet another major shift around domestic or family matters. Some Virgos could be ready to move or fix up their space, or you might have to step in to help a family member at this time.
>Last to note in May is the arrival of Mercury retrograde, which starts officially on the twenty-ninth. While you could feel the gradual slowing of your planetary ruler as early as midmonth, the weeks to come will be about reviewing your progress up until now. Professional situations could be delayed, so use the time to evaluate your strategies.
So don't be surprised if there are stream delays or off weeks in June, and expect a delay of some kind for someone on the 26th.

HAG LOVE!

>Chumbuds: 18-24 year olds, and men in their 40s, most likely to have a crush on their oshi
>Teamates: 20-27 year olds, most likely to be in college
>Takos: range of mid-college students to mid-30s, most surprising range of tastes
>Deadbeats: late 20s to mid-40s office workers, most likely to have listened to Korn growing up
>KFP: mid-20s to late 30s, most likely to have fucked
How accurate do you think this is?

>>3351547
>what happens if (thing that has never happened before that has no precedent within the company you are asking about)
What the fuck do you want me to tell you, anon, I can't fucking see the future, no Monado here for your ass to use

パルメザーノベガノ

haha cheese

>>3135754
Based and same

Heads up, you brainless fools, I just came back from peering into the future with Mio's tarot cards, here's the narratives the retarded shitposter is gonna push this week, and the answer to all of them is "don't reply to bait."
>Gura: "the shark outfit is the only thing I cared about, now she's just a whore, because again, I only cared about her outfit, but I will pretend to actually have liked her to shitpost"
>Kiara: "Doesn't respect her genmates because of (retarded narrative involving the schizophrenic misinterpreting her reaction to her genmate's reveals), needs to learn her place, yadda yadda doo"
>Mori: "Doesn't care about hololive and no I will NOT accept anything she's done over the last seven months as evidence to the contrary, I will also continue to pretend that I've bullied them out of threads when she isn't streaming"
>Ina: "Boring, bad outfit (the quality of the outfit will not matter to this narrative), I'm going to point at grey names in chat and call them representative of all takodachi, and also pretend I bullied them out of threads again and call them secret tribalfags without irony if they refute me"
>Ame: "She can't stream as much because her house got fucked up and needs to be repaired, this is clearly evidence that she hates streaming and is in decline, and if you disagree then she's probably lying anyways."
And for side dishes of their narrativenigger bullshit, expect:
>pretend to care about ships to disguise my tribalfaggotry
>pretend to care about ships to disguise my seething hatred of the girl I talk about
>pretend to think a ship is failing to accuse a girl of being a selfish bitch for not fucking her genmate
>call actual shipfags the ones doing this
Alongside the typical shit.

Kiara stop fucking telling your deck's strategy holy shit.

While I wait for the poll to marinate, lets discuss some of these other topics:

Kits/jerseys
Shoes
Gloves
Balls
Ad boards
Pitches
Stadiums
Other 3D objects
Menu backgrounds
User interface graphics
Score boards
Game tips
Other game strings
Transition wipes

THIS IS IT
KANATA
TAKE IT
THE LAST DROP OF MY HAG LOVE ENERGY
I'M FUCKING EMPTY
YOU HAVE DRAINED ME
YOU BITCH
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
MIO IS HOWLING

I miss my wolf