/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>69304628
>x vaguely knew y
>x had a single collab with y two years before they got hired
>Pippa was traveling and asked if anybody is in the area and wants to offcollab, Hina saying yes means that she is a nepohire
This graph doesn't make much sense.

>>68683014

>>67756207
The secret might shock you: It's the fact that Phase isn't being run by complete retards. This attracts vtubers from companies that are/were.

>>63586488
OOPS
>>63586533
at least fishman doesn't force his talent to do donothons

>>50867250
>A fish fin comes from offscreen and flicks a Houshou Marine bobblehead
>"Boom. Headshot."
>Magnum Force starts playing
>"Poachin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry 'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two corpos left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone's talent."
>Cuts to view inside Fishman's scope
>Lumi got headshot'd with a tranquilizer dart
>The dart can't pierce her thick skull but still hits hard enough to knock her out, ricochets, hits and shatters a wine bottle some cat girl was chugging right behind her
>The bottle's remaining top half embed itself in the Yuri's left eye; she panics, flails around screaming, fires her grenade launcher wildly and falls over a ledge, with her stray grendades igniting a cluster of explosive barrels below and causing a chain explosion
>"Ooh."
>Cuts to Fishman talking on a pay phone
>"Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not "exploitin' crazy women", dad, I'm an idol manager! ...Well, the difference bein' one is illegal and the other is not!"
>"I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it."
>Cuts to the Poacher climbing a tall tower for a vantage point
>"I think her genmate saw me."
>Bullets ricochet off the tower where he was standing
>"Yes, yes she did!" *ducks down and moves backward for cover
>Cuts to a time-lapse image of Phase's CEO patiently waiting for a shot, with several jars of urine filling up to his side, as the Fishman drinks his talents' custom coffee™ and waits.
>Backstabs some guy with Cyberlive's logo for a head
>"Understand women's feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelins? Broads that bludgeon their CEO to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards."
>"Be polite." *tranquilizes Dizzy
>"Be efficient." *tranquilizes Ember and Jelly
>"Have a plan to poach every menhera girl you meet." *fires directly at the camera

>A fish fin comes from offscreen and flicks a Houshou Marine bobblehead
>"Boom. Headshot."
>Magnum Force starts playing
>"Poachin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry 'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two corpos left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone's talent."
>Cuts to view inside Fishman's scope
>Lumi got headshot'd with a tranquilizer dart
>The dart can't pierce her thick skull but still hits hard enough to knocks her out, ricochets, hits and shatters a wine bottle some cat girl was chugging right behind the yellow woman
>The bottle's remaining top half embed itself in the Yubi's left eye; she panics, flails around screaming, fires her grenade launcher wildly and falls over a ledge, with her stray grendades igniting a cluster of explosive barrels below and causing a chain explosion
>"Ooh."
>Cuts to Fishman talking on a pay phone
>"Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not "exploitin' crazy women", dad, I'm an idol manager! ...Well, the difference bein' one is illegal and the other is not!"
>"I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it."
>Cuts to the Poacher climbing a tall tower for a vantage point
>"I think her genmate saw me."
>Bullets ricochet off the tower where he was standing
>"Yes, yes she did!" *ducks down and moves backward for cover
>Cuts to a time-lapse image of Phase's CEO patiently waiting for a shot, with several jars of urine filling up to his side, as the Fishman drinks his talents' custom coffee™ and waits.
>Backstabs some guy with Cyberlive's logo for a head
>"Understand women's feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelins? Broads that bludgeon their CEO to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards."
>"Be polite." *tranquilizes Dizzy
>"Be efficient." *tranquilizes Ember and Jelly
>"Have a plan to poach every menhera girl you meet." *fires directly at the camera

>A fish fin comes from offscreen and flicks a Houshou Marine bobblehead
>"Boom. Headshot."
>Magnum Force starts playing
>"Poachin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry 'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two corpos left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone's talent."
>Cuts to view inside Fishman's scope
>Lumi got headshot'd with a tranquilizer dart
>The dart can't pierce her thick skull but still hits hard enough to knocks her out, ricochets, hits and shatters a wine bottle some cat girl was chugging right behind the yellow woman
>The bottle's remaining top half embed itself in the Yubi's left eye; she panics, flails around screaming, fires her grenade launcher wildly and falls over a ledge, with her stray grendades igniting a cluster of explosive barrels below and causing a chain explosion
>"Ooh."
>Cuts to Fishman talking on a pay phone
>"Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not "exploitin' crazy women", dad, I'm an idol manager! ...Well, the difference bein' one is illegal and the other is not!"
>"I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it."
>Cuts to the Poacher climbing a tall tower for a vantage point
>"I think her genmate saw me."
>Bullets ricochet off the tower where he was standing
>"Yes, yes she did!" *ducks down and moves backward for cover
>Cuts to a time-lapse image of Phase's CEO patiently waiting for a shot, with several jars of urine filling up to his side, as the Fishman drinks his talents' custom coffee™ and waits.
>Backstabs some guy with Cyberlive's logo for a head
>"Understand women's feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelins? Broads that bludgeon their CEO to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards."
>"Be polite." *tranquilizes Dizzy
>"Be efficient." *tranquilizes Ember and Jelly
>"Have a plan to poach every menhera girl you meet." *fires directly at the camera

I just wish fishman would get great talent when people see it as a potential great asset to his company.
Instead he keeps dropping the ball. Didn't hire Yuko Yurei. Won't hire Kirsche. Rejected sleepy and chinchilla. More phase friends getting poached to other corpos too. I honestly don't know how he is gonna pull it off with Gen 3 and invaders.

>>44734429
Poachin's a good job, mate!
It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry cause at the end of the day, long as there's two corpos left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone's talent.
...
"Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not exploiting "crazy women", dad, I'm a talent manager! ...Well, the difference bein' one is illegal and the other's not!"
I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it.
...
I think her genmate saw me... [bullets ricochet off the ledge under the fishman]... Yes, yes she did!
...
Dealin' with women's feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Broads that bludgeon their CEO to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards.
Be polite.
Be efficient.
Have a plan to poach every menhera girl you meet.

>>44607787
Also I think they might have another run of invaders later in the year when those Tsunderia contacts that forbid them to join a corpo for six months run out and then you will get Purin and maybe Lisa. I just want good Invaders, not ones that aren't gonna be interesting or are just completely meaningless. I bet you fish is gonna poach that pwuppygf onlyfans whore.

Poachin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry 'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two corpos left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone's talent.
...
"Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not exploiting "crazy women", dad, I'm a talent manager! ...Well, the difference bein' one is illegal and the other's not!"
I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it.
...
I think her genmate saw me... *bullet ricochets off the ledge* Yes, yes she did!
...
Dealing with women's feelins?
Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelins? Broads who bludgeon their CEO to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards.
Be polite.
Be efficient.
Have a plan to poach every menhera girl you meet.

Poachin's a good job, m8

>>44110063