/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>55558093
You know they say that all people are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Chikafuji Lisa and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another person, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic FREAK and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, to beat me. Then you add Chai to the mix, your chances of winning drastically go down. See at the 3 way at Squilkrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Chai KNOWS she can't beat me and she's not even gonna try! So Chikafuji Lisa, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Squilkrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Squilkrifice. See Lisa, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Squilkrifice!