/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>211 watching right now

I like her

>>51222604
>Nooooo you need to be a nijinigger I can't deflect your criticism of EN whores if you're not!!
The eternal struggle of the ENfaggot.

>>50246385
fpbp

ITT: EN3 CATALOG SIMULATOR

>she's in *picture of random 2view chuuba, totally not a blant shilling attempt*
>she's in *picture of *chapipi/beatani/ggn/miori*
>now that the dust has settled, what do we think of the models?
>sana/coco/rushia, come back...
>who are they *blatant doxxbait attempt*
>so how many are secretly black/korean/muslim/trans? vote for biden/trump/desantis/kennedy/mtg/bernie btw
>yup, she's a esl from sea, no i do not have evidence
>*holomember retweeted announcement or interacts with en3 mems on twitter* leech leech omg she's so blatant
>*holomember doesn't retweet announcement or doesn't interact with en3 mems on twitter* omg she hates her!/she hates her job!
>*tempiss retweet/interacts* stop leeching/flirting with the girls reeeee
>*tempiss doesn't retweet/doesn't interact* look at the homopiss, limp-wristed coward ahaha
>they're flirting aieeee
>omg their ship/pairing is so forced, cringe, no chemistry
>"typical en chuuba debut starterpack" image with minecraft, apex/valo, and chillas games
>woop woop pull up pull up woop woop *image of stock charts*
>accelerate yaas queen yagoo, more waves more waves pls
>en3 will forever still be mogged by luxiem btw
>i hope she plays this on debut week *image of old as fuck/political/controversial game*
>*that photoshopped image of yagoo in front of an office lobby* welcome to hololive
>to all holochads, we won *image of chuuba with wine glass like picrel*
>new corpo slaves hurray *image of kson's SUPER 3D*
>yeah en3 didn't do as well as expected
>myth was better
>council was better
>en3chads, where we at? myth/council are old and busted
>id3 was better, id superpower 2030
>oh look a miracle, gura/ina/kronii is suddenly back streaming with a full schedule, she's afraid ahahaha
>*image of gura in default pose* so she will start streaming now right?
>eu bros, we got too cocky...
>seachads/latinamericachads/africachads we're in
>c-can there still be a holokr/holoes/holoph/holoeu?
>riku, where's my new wave...
>hololive will fail someday, no one stays dominant forever *crying pomu.png*
>*x* reacts to en3 announcement
>numbers numbers numbers, all i see is numbers, no i did not do any data analytics reps
>*twitter screencap of vshojo/twitch chuuba passive-aggressively shitting on hololive*
>*twitter screencap of literally who normalfag shitting on vtuber culture with a whopping 5 likes and zero replies*
>*screencap from oshi no ko, now en3-flavoured*
>hello guys i am a blatant newfag, please spoonfeed me vtuber streams/clips thank you, vtuber means only hololive right?
>here's your real en3 *image of vshojo/phaseconnect/idolen/eien*
>last samuraichads, a-at least we will never be tainted by en whores
>yagoo you nippon traitor, where's jp7?
>holoidchads, when's id4?
>"my brother/father" it means she has a bf reeeee
>why does she suck at games? no I will never watch actual esports players, that's for zoomers
>*long-ass pompous essay about the downfall of vtubers with zero substance, just two more weeks brah*
>*image of en3 gen models freshly saved from google search* now that the dust has settled, what went wrong?
>when's en4?

>>49957164
All holos are whores
Sora? CEO dick sucking, seiso pretending whore. Will snatch the fame from the other girls at a moments notice. Bi bitch probably finger blasts the fuck out of A-chan distracting her from nuking zhangs.

Robocco? Literal Who? Quiet nerd nudist whore. Only thing going for her.

Miko? Biggest whore of gen 0. Loves BBC, Bunnygirls, and all her little simps.

Suisei? More like 3rd rate, shota loving, wannabe Sora whore. Bet her Yandere personality is for blackmailing little boys from telling anyone else. Beautiful mental time loop she created.

Azki? Solo artist sucking off ghost writer whore.

Haachama? Not really a whore. Accidentally lewd from whatever the fuck is in her blain.
Akai Haato? True seiso. Not a whore. Truly the SOUL of Hololive.

Festival? Loli kidnapping finger blasting whore.

Mel? Youtube intern teasing whore.
Fubuki? Friend, more like fuckbuddy.

Subaru? Tomboy turned instagram beach bitch with those thumbnails and preferred outfit. Had my hopes up. Whore.

My Oshi? Complete innocent doll that I’d marry. Ayame is a godsend for Hololive.

Retard onion? Retard onion that licks other girl’s clits to make em join her build-a-shit factory. Her Autismo levels will break down if you don't enjoy her pussy enough.

Choco? Employee of the month in the local strip club lookin whore. ASMR streams made for you to cum too.

Shion? Had sexual relations with a musty steamy dusty womb. In denial too.

Dog? Whore to cat.
Cat? Whore for everyone else.

Mio? Quiet MILF that breaks into heat once a month when you're not looking kind of whore.

Womb? Barren.
Rushia? Filthy wannabe GFE that forces you to make that wall of hers filled with plastic whore.

Flare? Same case with the cat but now shes inclusive.

Pekora? Mama thought she was a whore before then, for good reason too. Bet you her sweet ass was camgirling away with a mask with those fanged smiles.

Noel? Fat tiddie no brain trash singer soulful whore! Also loves dark skinned cock.

Luna? Brain injected by Coco to fall in love with American studded cock.

Twappers? Dumb bitch whore trying to show off her body for more subscribers lookin whore.

Coco? American Dragon porn director whore, always in a constant state of teasing your dick but never wanting it. Literal penis falseflagger.

Watame? Deflection blonde stereotype whore. Clit be fluffier than my carpet.
Kanata? Tenshi fallen down into degeneracy marrying that whore of a dragon. Starving housewife begging to be filled.

Polka? Depressed whore who will hop on any dick that’ll “promise” that it wont leave her (just wait for Gen6 bitch).

Nene? New outfit has a wonderful view for all her fans. SUPERWHORE

Botan? La Lion got those “fuck me” eyes from lion king. Got the RUbros kneeling harder than when they met the polish
Lamy? Shes the classic alchoholic mommy. Give her 5 hours on those drinks and bam. Imagine the mommyzuris.

Aloe? Love. CEO of SEX. Her whore levels were too unchecked to be kept alive. She rapes and blackmails the EN girls as Jenma now.

Moona? Didn’t know rivers were on the moon for how wet she is for her boss. Would leave her husband in an instant, what a whore.

Lofi? Her wife is always cheating on her, might as well go out and whore yourself off.

Risu? Literal cum tribute begging whore.
Anya? Walking fucking paizuri. Shes a weapon so shes gotta have a handle there somewhere.

Ollie? Each part of her was a woman used to make her. Literal definition of a shag pile.

Reine? She has cock on her animal name. Her body behind that blue suit is begging to be leaded, her Mama would agree as well.

Gura? You fuckers already know how much of a slutty teasing brat whore she is. She’ll make you go UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH the second your rrats get activated.

Ame? Denying all ships but still goes in privately for the kill. That whore has a huge leap in stealth body count. The second she says I love you, a million Goslings cum at the exact same time. Myself included.

Ina? Naizuri galor. Shes an introvert pervert that’ll dry your little dick until its going to look like a fucking raisin you little Takodachis. Imagine getting a naizuri while she uses her tentacles to probe your ass.

Kiara? If you’re Japanese or Calli she will whore herself out in an instant. KFP bros know this and are on constant subconcious suicide watch. I pity you all.

Mori? Deadbeats jerk it now because those fat sweaty tiddies will become more and more feminine with every stream. You fuckers caused this whore bimbofication and its going great. Goodbye Tomboy vibes, say hello to Homoglobo Bi Stacy.

Through Whoring, UNITY!

tempura guild so well behaved. love you fuckers

>>49468901
>do you think every fan is loyal enough retain without streams?
Hololive fans are loyal through and through. Holos can stream/post anything and get over 1000 people to notice guaranteed. Twitch indies who grind all day for 10 more viewers who won't even come back the next time can get fucked.

>>49057874
your in luck, I don't think your beneath me.
I am a lazy person. I don't blame it on anxiety or by saying self-improvement doesn't work. If someone says I should work out to improve themselves I just tell them I am comfortable as is

>>49058098
nothing wrong with this. i agree here

>>48834307
Cheers to another win for hololive

>>48752126
Too many good streams but I'll be watching Migochi. Have a good day regardless of what you decide to watch for the rest of the evening, lads.

>>48732482
The Nene method, very based

>>48681492
Thanks, and you too. Cheers!

Holochads how are we feeling?

he's having a hell of a time
nicely drawn pipe too

tempura so well behaved
pretty based

I propose a toast:

DEATH TO VSHOJO

Cheers to the destruction of vwhorejo in 2023

>>48091279
Based cant wait for all the homos to be roped when everyone gets sick of keychains and acrylic stands

*TING TING TING TING*
Everyone please! Quiet down now, let the man speak!
OP, apologies, the floor is yours!

>>48056159
always trust your gut

>>48035536
i will be the first cute vestie itt

>>47980642
based!!!

>>47956010
should suggest one to him then