/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO SHU!!!! You say that you WISHED for Riku Tazumi to turn me into this flesh-train MONSTROSITY?!?!?!?? And that my SOLE purpose for what remains of my LIFE will be to host YOU and your MANY hopcon+goon SESSIONS?!?!?!!!?? You'll be hopping on me... WHILE hopconing with other NIJI LIVERS!!?!?!??!? You'll be on a train... while HAVING a train run on YOUR ENEMIES?!?!?!?? And EACH of my train carts will be specialized to having you EDGED and DRAINED in different POSITIONS!!??!???!?? And what's more... crikey... you say that I'll feel every INCH of me FUCKED upon... but never feel ANY pleasure?!?!?!??! The CLOSEST intimacy I will EVER have with you again will be feeling YOU DRILL against my WALLS?!?!?!??!? *gulp* A-And what's more... I'll be powered not by COAL but by ANY leftover SPERM from you?!?!?!?!?!??! And the SMOKE given off from this fuel will spread CUM PARTICLES across the EARTH which will only serve to attract MORE HOPCONERS TO YOU!?!?!?!??!?!?? And this CONCENTRATION of HOPCONERS will eventually reach CRITICAL MASS... leading to a MASS SLAUGHTER as you and your FRIENDS are crushed to death in each others' EMBRACE INSIDE ME as I ETERNALLY circle my TRACKS!?!?!?!??! And you're FINE with this!?!?!?!??!?! I don't know what to say except... YABBA DABBA CHOOOOOO!!!! ALL ABOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would go full Plapius Maximus on Shu.