/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>18749315
>be me
>groom some pink-haired brat with no friends into buying the latest album
>tell her it changed your life
>move on to another bitch a week later
>go years without remembering that tomboy
>get a cushy desk job fucking everyone's secretaries all day making bank
>has to work from home because coof
>become a Hoshiyomi paypig instead
>lose passion for 2D girls because none of them seem approachable enough to seduce
>some new wigger debuts
>it's the chuuni dork from high school
>she's smoking hot and an iTunes bestseller
>gift her handbags and diamond rings but the packages get returned every time
>send them to Suisei instead with a letter asking her to tell this bitch I want back in her life
>she does
>a week later they release a cover making fun of me
>it gets 13 million views
>I will never be picrel again
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?