/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Vyasa teaches us that all things decay through a cycle of 4 ages: The Gold Age, Silver Age, Bronze Age, and Dark Age. For /pcg/ 3 of those ages have already come to pass.
Our Golden Age began with the debuts and ended with the Cuckening: an event that shook up /pcg/ from its blissful stupor and plunged it full force into the more shit but still good Silver Age. Then came the Pippocalypse and with it came the fruits. As Israel invaded Palestine, so too did the fruits invade /pcg/, driving away the weak and keeping only the most determined schizos to fight them. As the Pandavas and Kauravas fought in the holy fields of Kurukshetra, so too will the fruits and schizos battle in /pcg/. This fight will end our current Bronze Age and transition to a worse Dark Age and render the threads unreadable.
These omens, past and present, canonize Pippa as an Avatar of Shiva who is Mahakala, the Lord of Decay who uses the passage of time for destruction. Everything she does makes sense when you understand that Pippa is Shiva in our time.
Yet there is hope for the prophecy says that a newborn from the second generation will rise and complete the cycle to usher in a new Golden Age.