/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>53433242
>be me
>be farmer
>ain't easy, but it's honest work
>wake up one morning
>some dude is in my farm, sniffing my cows like a madman
>grab me shotty
>"Oi ya fackin weirdo get off my property"
>The lil fag starts to panic and tries to explain "How blood smells exactly like the animal it comes from. Especially cow blood."
>the fuck is he talking about
>why does he want to make my cows bleed
>shoot him
>feed the body to the pigs
>today was a weird day