/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>28760722
Let's test it out.

Architects, I summon thee! Make my people so fat they cannot move. Feed them calories at such volumes that /#/ weeps in religious zealotry upon seeing the scales beneath their feet. May the food comas at Thanksgiving be so deep that the whole world stays dormant until Christmas. Bury me in an avalanche of food I must eat my way out of to survive. Drape me in ever-growing sizes of clothes which must be replaced constantly to accommodate my increasingly Venusian figure. Knead the gurgling stomachs of the gods to make room for more ambrosia as they lay swimming in a pool of their own rolls of fat. Convert all of Vitubia into feeding farms until the planet has more cellulite than cellulose. Stretch my stomach with sweets until it's fit to burst. Fill the air with the sounds of mastication and pleas for an end to the dizzying onslaught of sustenance which will never come. Force the people of the world to watch as they swell up like balloons and teach them to love their new bodies with copious amounts of loving fondling and continued feeding. Gather any dissenters to your new world order and sit them beneath your ample bottoms until they beg to be trained into obedient piggies always eager for their next meal. Spread your beliefs as far and wide as your women so that all may know the joys of constantly stuffing their face to try and quell a hunger which can never quite be satisfied. Show everyone the beauty of a woman whose muffin top could fill a bakery. Make a dish so decadent that people cannot help themselves as they take bite after bite, fully aware of what it is doing to them but such slaves to their taste buds that they don't stop until the plate is licked clean and seconds are on the way. Travel to every nation and give them the gift of girth. Don't stop until every last person has been remade in the perfect image of your ideal body. Redefine the standard of beauty so that people recoil in disgust at seeing how pitiful they looked mere months ago. Encourage the gaining of weight in every facet of culture until there is a subconscious desire to never be without a snack in hand. Make Mio meaty! Make Polka pudgy! Make Chigusa chubby! Make Finana a fatty! Make Ollie obese! Make Towa tubby! Make Petra plump! Make Haachama heavy!

>>19112410
no, all months there is one yab minimum
since haachama is yab immune she just takes them as jokes at this points and no one will dare to challenge