/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my stinky gamer HUSBANDDDDDOOO COMMANDER SONNY BRISKOOO

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>a-ahhh!!! my heady..... you cut it off p-pwease put it back..
again, how do you respond

I'm not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Sonny Brisko. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Sonny. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

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Excellent work cadet. You receive a promotion for following orders and Sonny takes you out to dinner to congratulate you. A year passes by and he falls in love with you and gives you chocolate for valentines/white day.

sonny i LOVE LOVE LOVEEE YOU

Briskadets, your husband is late for the date! What will you do?