/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>28631880
I am still awake

>>28262342

>>28201252
Of course I trust my oshi

Kiara is going to win this one again

>>26107521

>>24800368

My chicken boss does have a good heart rate!

>>22874524

>>22792721
They already do exclusively in their discord voice chats

>>22688518

Mumei ASMR facts
>The woodfrog can hold its urine for up to 8 months. They recycle the urea into nitrogen to preserve their bodies when they get frozen solid during the cold winters because they live very far north.
>Chinese soft-shelled turtles urinate through their mouths. Not all turtles by the way, just this one. Turtles have cloacas.
>One teaspoon of neutron star material weighs six billion tons. Six tons is pretty heavy so six billion tons is really heavy.
>Owls eyes are not really eyeballs. Their eyes are shaped more like tubes or mushrooms. Because of this owls can't move their eyes, they have to move their heads instead. Owls can turn their head 270 degrees, not 360. Mumei won't say if she can do this in her human form since she is either embarrassed that she can't, or wants to surprise us if she can.
>Polar bears are nearly impossible to detect with infrared cameras since their fur is extremely effective at retaining body heat. Polar bears are actually black and their hair is hollow and clear, but the hollow hair traps and reflects light making them look white.
>Wombat poop is square. Is it because their butthole is square? No, it has to do with the contractions in their intestines.
>Blood makes up about 7% of your total body weight. One source disagreed, claiming 8%.
>Baby humans have 300 bones when they are born but adult humans have 206 bones. Babies bones are made of more cartilage and as they grow the bones fuse together.
>Giraffes and humans have the same number of bones in their necks - 7.
>Blue whales are the largest animal that's ever existed.
>The seventh Pixar film and the last one to be released before Disney bought Pixar was Cars.
>The sentence "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is grammatically correct. It uses buffalo to mean the city, the animal, and 'to bully'. The sentence means something to do with those animals from the city bullying each other.
>The chainsaw was originally invented to aid in childbirth. When it was invented it was much smaller and was used to remove bones and cartilage from the "natural" exit when a baby got stuck.
>A group of ferrets is called a business.
>The moon has moonquakes. These occur when Earth's gravity squeezes and stretches the Moon's interior. If you are afraid of earthquakes you will never escape, even if you go to the moon, only death will free you.
>The plural of cul de sac, is culs de sac. French is so silly.
>Rat teeth never stop growing. They have to eat to grind their teeth down. Their teeth also do not have roots. Does Bae grind her teeth? You have to ask her, but these are the facts about rat teeth, so if she says no she's lying.
>Homo sapiens evolved between 200k and 300k years ago. We started speaking langauges about 50k years ago, and we only have about 5,000 years of recorded history. 150k-250k years without speech but feeling the same emotions and having the same brain capacity. We are so small, our lives are so meaningless.
>Elephants have the longest pregnancy of any mammal, at 22 months or almost 2 years. The elephant's brain needs that long to develop. They have the largest brain of any land animal. Sperm whales have the largest brain overall.
>Spermicetti is a waxy substance found in the organs in sperm whales' heads. The substance is used by the whale for bouyancy and echolocation, but used by whalers for oil and candles. It's called spermicetti because whalers initially mistook what the substance was.
>If you could fold a piece of paper in half 42 times, it would reach the moon. It's physically impossible to fold a piece of paper in half 42 times. The maximum is 7 or 8. The calculation is to multiply by 2 to the power of whatever number of folds. The thickness of a piece of paper is 0.1mm x 2^42 = 639,805km, which is much more than the 384,000km distance to the moon.
>Whale sharks have teeth on their eyeballs. Kind of. Shark skin is more like teeth than scales. Gura is not a whale shark so she doesn't have teeth on her eyeballs.
>Leonardo da Vinci could have been considered a chronic procrastinator. He has only 15 or 20 paintings that could actually be considered finished; the Mona Lisa was never finished. He rarely finished projects, even commissions and works he was paid for.
>Shakespeare is actually Francis Bacon, Nanashi Mumei is the cutest owl in the world, 8% of people have counterclockwise hair spirals, Mumei drives a 9-wheeled truck, Beluga whales are buff, most meat in your body is optional, and chess matches consume 3 times more calories than marathons. These facts may or may not be true, but they ought to be true regardless, so they will not be retracted.

>>22382869

>>22122303

>>22041567
dozo

[Kiara news] She is awake and liking art on twitter.

>>21999401

Kiara and Mumei have seen each other nude.

>>21723456
God that's such a good Kiara soundpost, maybe one of the all time greats

Kiara will eat the rotten Swedish fish or whatever shit is in the snackbox and puke live on stream. You heard it here first.

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>>21400062
I'm making them as I post them, that one was Kiara Shitty Chinese, here is Kiara Source: Me