/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Oh my fucking God.
They're fighting each other to see which is stupider.
And it's a fucking tough competition.
I'm genuinely going to go fucking insane, I think I'm going to collapse from blood deprivation to my brain if these two idiots keep competing to see which is more retarded, it's like they're hitting every single one of my weak points at once

>>30927257
wouldn't you like to know, huh

>"Oh, I'm so sorry Ame, I took all the ammo~"
>"It's not in the crate anymore, but I have some right here~ All you have to do is
>Reach~
>In~
>Side~!"

>>30464982
Hey, we have trash-ass ISPs, but it could be worse.
We could be Canadian.

>>28838020
You're plagiarizing.
History repeats itself. First as a tragedy, then as a farce.

>>26669735
I had a dream just recently where a (hard to place but somewhat familiar) female voice put me in a situation where I was hanging out with IRyS alone, and the voice was being very insistent that I do terrible things to violate her, but I conciously chose to just have a good time hanging out and talking for the entire dream because I wanted to enjoy the experience, and figured actual human interaction would be more enjoyable than sex at the time.
The female voice was getting more and more frustrated to the point of downright screaming at me to fuck her when I started to wake up, and I think at the end I hugged her goodbye as I realized I was waking up and that it was a dream and kissed her on the cheek as a goodbye "au revior" thing, and I think the only thing I remember after that was her being beet red blushing and the voice basically dying in agony of "WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCK DAMNIT"
Really weird dream in hindsight, but I enjoyed it.

>>21691906
THAT'S MY WIFE

SHE'S POUTING AND SQUEEING OH MY FUCKING GOD THE BRATRyS IS COMING OUT

>>18971458
She really does though.

>>17927271
>he lacks critical information

>>17875523
They hadn't managed to until last night.
Seeing IRyS come back to life and have a karaoke literally made me cry for a bit. Granted, I passed out directly after that, but I did still cry to see she's doing okay.

>IRyS is streaming
>Despite having a shit day I'm really happy all of a sudden.
God, I love this feeling, but I'm a little scared

>>17762157
What's up with this weird-ass cope about how much shitposters hate the concept of "unity?"
Like, holy shit, why is it that every time they want to shitpost they throw a fucking fit over the most basic-ass, nearly universal idea, and pretty much the only reason a place like this can exist?

>>17678333
The TTRPG would've been genuinely easier for everybody if they had just done it in 5E and used homebrew stuff to adapt any core concept she wanted to bring with her, like crazy vampires or more modern "magitek-y" stuff.

I love my wife

You know, I find it utterly baffling that no one has done an Assassin's Creed arc in EN yet.
Like, fuck, we have permissions for that. I've SEEN Korone break herself over those games, MULTIPLE TIMES.
Mumei should. There's potential there. Same with Kiara or IRyS or the girls that can play the more "soft-RPG" games for extended periods.

>>16391488
Schizophrenia is the natural cause of reading too much
Just read a modest amount every day, if you read too little you become stupid but if you read too much you become schizophrenic
All things in moderation

>>16192237
>IRyS ended
>3/4ths of the thread's Americans went to bed right as the SEAkids get out of school
God help the deadbeats that are unfortunate enough to be EST like me, I'm conking out now and only stayed up this long because IRyS' afterglow kept me alive

>>16113689
You guys laud unity and all, and I'll do the same, I enjoy it a lot.
But trust me, there's something uniquely special about having an oshi without any genmates.
There are pros and cons, I'm not going to pretend there aren't downsides, but it feels strangely different to have an oshi that isn't really being pulled in any direction other than yours and her own work.

HAPPY NEW YEARS FELLOW EST FRIENDS
I LOVE YOU SCHIZOS

>no IRyS
I think I have grown to understand death these last weeks
If I ever meet the man who invented throats, I think i will kill him

God I love this dorky brainlet.

>>14075624
>>14075689
Than you should now hurry to come clean my room before that, don't you <3

She post that tweet right after I post it

>>13758088
God, I fucking hate them so much.
You know what, this is why Rushia breaks pasta so much, causing fucking deadbeats to harass Pekora while she played FFXIV and lead to watamates voting against a second watchalong with IRyS which caused Kapumin to tell Ina that her forehead was too big which made chumbuds post about how 5ch started posting Dvatch screenshots of the Order of Shirogane sending tracking devices to Cover which made zomrades get their oshi to ask Zelda for a collab which made teamates so mad that they ate bread which made KFP post on Crystal Cafe about how much Yukimin have been sending Sukonbou to Twitter to put doujins in fridges, which caused the Koronesuki to tell Omabasnow to go to sleep who sent takos to collab with Taco Bell which made Kronii go on a podcast with Sana which made Sanallites go crazy and post about how much Miko's japanese has degraded on CGA which lead dum-dum-knights to falseflag as Risuners on Facebook to tell Kenzoku about how much of a yab it was when Kanata said fuck which made Heimin give blowjobs to Hoomans which made IRyStocrats mad enough to post porn in a blue board which made Soratomo post Hoshiyomi pubes on YTMND and ended in every more did you want like huh?
Why are they like this?