/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'm tired of catalogue shitposting. Post nenmen dick thoughts.

-mysta: uncirc'd boyfriend dick. reasonable size, shape, just a nice fun penis with a reasonable c-curve that anyone would be relieved to find waiting for them at the end of the day. he said he hasn't shaved in a while so might have dick stubble.
-shu: also a nice reasonable dick, not too big, a sensible cock but with a pronounced head. probably has bush, fascinated to know what color the pubes would be. uncircumcised obvs
-vox: apparently inconveniently large, i'm going to imagine it's longer rather than thick and probly has at least one prominent vein. uncircumcised, downward curve to make it extra inconvenient to fuck him.
-ike: one of those "pretty feminine dicks" people lust over on /r9k/, just the prettiest dick you've ever seen, also uncircumcised, soft silvery-blue pubes he probably uses conditioner on. thicker than it looks. i feel like he'd have a lot of foreskin.
-luca: endowed to the point that it's a problem for everyone who wants to fuck him. afraid to be rough with anyone because he doesn't want to hurt them with his stupid himbo dick. assuming uncircumcised? not sure what aus does, but it seems the trend. straight but soft pubes, and a lot of them. has probably made himself lightheaded with his own boners.

-uki: another pretty dick, very good for all use cases, produces a lot of precm. not sure if he's circumcised or not. probably waxes. shaft is smooth and particularly veiny.
-fulgur: not the longest but Thick™, and he knows what he's doing with it. has a vein that mirrors vox's but on the other side bc im normal. a problem for oral bc of the size, but not if you're uki violeta. definitely has hair in the area bc we know what fulgur likes.
-sonny: grower, not a shower. pubes are wiry. probably had phimosis growing up, but it's resolved as an adult. shamefully probably had to learn to clean under his foreskin at random in the shower one miserable day, much to his eternal shame, but now takes good care of his junk. has a definite curve upwards but the head isn't too threatening.
-alban: maybe a little on the smaller size but more than enough to have fun with and he's comfortable with it because he's taken enough dick to know size is sometimes more of a burden than a blessing. circumcised and with a prominent head that makes itself apparent in use. probly the favorite dick in the house.

-ren: man has a tentacle dick with fluting on the edges that mirror his horns. it's prehensile, can wrap around things, semi-transparent, and drippy. it's also somewhat long and emerges from a vent between his legs, so it's quite sensitive and a little cool because of his naturally lower body temperature compared to humans. everyone who sees it wants to hopcon and he's forever torn between being flattered, baffled, and happy to oblige. no idea if ren has body hair.
-kyo: on the petite side, circumcised, but the head is fat and it curves to the left. provably shaves his pubes but is lazy about it.
-aster: long boy, another grower that will surprise you. lots of delicate veining on this one. probably another one that used to have phimosis and had to take special measures to correct it and free his head, which is tapered. flushes particularly pink when aroused. definitely waxed smooth.

ver: another comfortable, reasonable dick, and pleasantly thick. flushes a deep color... you could say it's vermillion when aroused. uncircumcised, stands straight up which can be a good or a bad thing but he's good about putting in the effort to make it work.
-hex: a shower, though he grows enough. longer and with a definite curve but an oddly delicate head. circumcised, and has a scar under the head from the procedure. pubes are curly. most likely to have genital piercings.
-doppio: another big boy, surprising no one. has a gentle shape to the head and a gentle curve and is wider at the base than at the head -- and as we all know, it's smooth as silk thanks to his new waxing fetish. is actually a little shy about the size of it because he knows it's a lot to handle and some partners just can't do it. accidentally makes people into size queens after one night.