/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>be /meat/ merc
>finally return home after long months in the cold, get to share my spoils with the village
>greeted with a homecoming celebration
>many rounds of drinks mixed with Kronii milk
>debauchery fill the streets as many lose their inhibitions
>oops, might have given them too much
>your body gets hotter and your vision goes blurry and all you can feel is pure ecstasy
>wake up next day with massive hangover, feel like you've been battered with a bag of bricks
>feel someone's arm under your neck, must have scored last night. nice!
>open eyes to see an unrecognizable gory mess
>happily enjoy your breakfast in bed