/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>33761749
Amen

>>26363556
Sorry, but you won't hide behind this armor from demons that I've summoned while creating IRyS' tulpa. She is mine

>>26202565

>>24254343
Go back faggot

Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor (I have a pretty big shower) and pretend I'm IRyS who has been raped (I'm a guy IRL).

I sit and hold my head in my hands, rocking it back and forth and sobbing quietly, then I quickly splash some water over my face and wipe the imaginary mascara off my eyes until it runs down my cheeks. At this point, I'm usually fairly distraught.

Next, I open my mouth and wash the imaginary semen out. I make sure I gag and splutter, sometimes I even put my fingers down my throat to make sure it's all gone.

The final stage is the most emotionally draining part of the entire ordeal. I stand up, put my ass under the shower flow, then lean forward and begin to wash the rapist's imaginary cum out of my asshole and "vagina" (I just pretend). I do this for quite a while, to make sure it's all gone.

Then I collapse on the floor again and just break down hysterically. No girl should ever go through what I just did, all men are animals.

>>23945594
I always blame SEAniggers for every thing

>>23725898
This is what happens when you spend too much time watching the combination of Stacy and weeb that is a IRyS.

t. A shambling mind broken IRyStogosling

I love IRyS m! This will always be a gosling board.

>>23469292
She won. I'm doing everything she wants. But that wasn't enough for her. She is changing me into Luigi.
I'm physically uncapable of shaving my mustache and I have to wear only green stuff. Screaming randomly "I'm-a Luigi, number one!" "Bingo! Oh ho ho ho!" and "Here we go!" in public is weird, but it is not dangerous.
Other thing is urge to jump on mushrooms. It wasn't this bad, but once I found this kid with hydrocephalus.
Being mental saved me from lawsuit

Yes IRyS. Streaming is really hard. Just become my wife already and I'll take care of everything for you

>she is dumb, she can't learn or improve quality of her streams
>she is lazy and sheltered
I hope she won't fix that. Those are reasons I love her

>>22836444
Nice triples me

>>20206803
Tulpa

She can't just be at her cutest and then leave me for couple days. I can't take it. At least Tweet something please

So, let me get this straight. What you all fuckers try to say is, that I can get my very own IRyS if I think about her hard enough?

Commandment #4 it is then.