/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! Been awhile Heawd you and youw fwiends got some new duds!"

"Oh Hey Homestar, it HAS been awhile. Me and the other girls got some party dresses and even some new Kouhai too!"

>"Um, kouhai? Last time I got that fwom eating Stwong Bad's gumbo. Coach Z wasn't kidding about that doodoo meat!"

"Riiight... so how was your christmas?"

>"Um, my what?"

"Oh, I mean, How was youw Decemberween?"

>"Decembewween?"

"Yeah, you know... 25th of December? You excahnge gifts with your loved ones?"

>"uhh..."

"You... did celebrate Decemberween this year, right Homestar?"

>"Of couwse I-I say of couwse I did! Now uh, if you'll excuse me, I need to end this hewe Phonecall for weasons entiwely unwelated to the topic at hand and uhh... shuck... some... cown. Pweow!" *click*

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! I heawd you joined one of them “Viwtual Weality chatwooms” wecently!”

“I did, Homestar! It was a collaboration with one of my senpais from the Japanese branch, it was fun!”

>”The last time I had a senpai, it gave me bad gas. And the last thing mr I joined a chat woom, I tried to owdew a pizza and got set on fiwe!”

“Did you ever get that pizza?”

>”no…”

“…”

>”…hey Watson!”

“I’ll get Smol Ame on it right away.”

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! I heawd you wewe havin' some sort of sing-along goin' on!"

"Oh, hey Homestar. Yeah, I had a Bee-themed Karaeoke today!"

>"Did you wemembew to use youw bwellow cwayon?"

"My... what?"

>"Youw Bwellow cwayon! You can't dwaw things like Buttewed Toast, Angwy Hownets ow the Sun with a Fwo without one!"

"I uh, managed to make do without one."

>"oh. uh, might I suggest that youw next concewt be... Bwead themed?"

"Um, well, you see Homestar, I-"

>"Need a CD with some songs? Well I just so happen to have this hewe "Homestaw Wunnew Bwead sing-along CD" for sale, wight now! Opewatows awe standing by!"

"BubbasbarkingIgottagobye!"

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! I heawd today’s a big day!”

“it is, Homestar! Today’s the day-“

>”No wait, don’t tell me. Today’s… Halloween!”

“Not for another month and a half.”

>”Senowial day?”

“Try again, Homestar.”

>”Labows days?”

“No Homestar, it’s an Anniversary day!”

>”Oh wight! Happy 16th annivewsawy of ouw 17th bweak-up, Mawzipan!”

“I’m hanging up now.”

Happy Anniversary HoloMyth. Here’s to many more in the future.

>>9602409

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”TEEEEEN-HUR! Col-lonel Homestaw Wunnew of the Homestawmy, weporting fow duty! Me and Major Benedetto awe making suwe that no one’s wowking on Labows Day!”

“Umm, okay. I’ll be sure not to do any work today, Homestar.”

>”Good! And Don’t fowget, Todaybow day is a Labow Day!”

“It sure is, Homestar.”

>”Oh, and if you’we intewested in twading those Mawy Janes for a paiw of combat boots, then bwing a sack lunch, some owange slices and five bucks to the stick in oh-fifteen minutes!” *click*

>”…I need to stop eating bread before bed…”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! It’s almost Labow day! You gonna come to the Cheat’s light switch wave?”

“Sorry Homestar, but it’s almost been a year since HoloMyth debuted, and we’re planning something special!”

>”Ohhh. So like, awe you guys gonna thwow a light switch wave?”

“Probably not.”

>”Awe you gonna have pie-monade?”

“Not unless I want to cancel all my streams for the week after, no.”

>”What about hitting Stwong Sad on the slant?”

“Isn’t that a Senor-ial day thing? But also yes.”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! I just called to ask about that thing I sent you.”

“sorry Homestar, I haven’t had much time to look at it, I’m getting ready to go on vacation and-“

>”Oh! A Vay-cay?” Might I suggest the Awctic Ciwcle?”

“The what?”

>”The Awctic Ciwcle! It’s a gweat place to aimless dwift on a pwecariously small chunk of ice!”

“I, uh…”

>”Oh. Man, Watson. That reminds me, I should call up that bloated sea cawcass, that guy was a wiot! I should go do that wight now, bye!”

*click*

“…I wonder what that would look like under a microscope…”

The Great Ace Attorney games are pretty good

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson, it's Homestaw!"

"Oh hey Homestar, what's up?"

>"Oh, you know. Just waiting fow the next cawtoon to come out, thinking about getting into "Male Modelling", how 'bout you?"

"Not much, drove a bus, got a new junior, stared at some bugs."

>"Did I evew tell you about the time I dwew ducks and bugs all ovew Mawzipan's Halloween Potion wecipe? Or that time when I swallowed a bug while wunning along?"

"I think you may have."

>"Between you and me? I think Mean Sean was pawticulawly inspiwed design on my pawt. Soo... you down fow another Bwead sing-a-long this week? I've been twying to come up with a song fow Ciabatta."

"I really shouldn't... but I can't resist."

>"Gweat! Don't fowget your closed face helmet, The Cheat's intewpwetive chain dances will leave a mawk."

"Watson Detective Agency, Amelia speaking."

>"Hey Watson! I heawd you'we back to playin' games again!"

"I am, Homestar!"

>"So... you gonna-"

"I'm not playing Clapping Party."

>"Oh. Well, what about games like Thy Dungeonman?"

"...Thy Dungeonman?"

>"Yeah! You wake up in a woom, thewe is a Flask, and youw only exists are NOWTH, WEST and DENNIS!"

"I... I think I need to go, I ate some Bread earlier!"

>"Oh, I should send you my Bwead singalong album!"

"Y-Your what?"

In this video, Ame will be explaining exactly what Ame does to collect Watch for Rolling Rocks in 0.5x A Presses. But first, we need to clear something up. Because every time Ame posts a half A press video, Ame gets the same comments over and over asking what it means, even though Ame always has a whole paragraph in the description explaining it, which even starts with "If you're wondering what a half A press is, read this before commenting to ask." But maybe what you guys need isn't a paragraph, maybe you guys need an example.

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! Heawd one of youw fwiends gwaduated college wecently!"

"Well, there WAS a graduation reently, but it was more like a retirement, Homestar."

>"Oh. Um, that weminds me of when Owiginal Bubs quit, and we had to wowk awound it until we stawted bwinging in special guests. That Onion Bubs was weiwdly populaw!"

"D-Didn't Strong Bad make up Original Bubs?"

>"Um, you can't make up eyesight as good as his, Watson."

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! Any luck twying to find my widiculously stwipe-ed pants fwom my high school days?"

"Sorry Homestar, All my leads been dead ends."

>"Oh okay, I'll see if I can find some new pants online then."

"Don't forget your Boolean Operators."

>"Wight, "Stwipe-ed" and "Pants", thanks Watson!" *click*

"...that reminds me, it should be about time for Strong Bad's latest check to arrive in the mail."

"You reach Watoto."

>"I heawd fwom a fwiend you deal in M-wooms."

"You work for Government?"

>"Not wecently, no. I mean, the only govewnment we have is the King of Town.. and we'we not entiwely suwe what powew he has, if any."

"Watoto thinks you are sus."

>"What if I put in a good wowd fow youwith my local Black Mawket Bubs?"

"He deal in potions?"

>"Not since Stwong Sad got sick from his "Faiw Twade Hewbal Tea" last week.:

"Watoto still uneasy... but Watoto family could use new customers."

>"Gweat! I'll leave youw payment by the stick and wait to hear the music sting, that's ho I know you'll being doin' a little dance."

"You mistake Watoto for Watoto cousin."

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! I need youw help finding a guy! I heawd he sells mushwooms and I could weally use some of those fow my next batch of Witches' Bwew!"

"I think I know who you're talking about, got a lead for me?"

>"Oh, I think His name was like... Watato or something."

"Yeah, I know him. Hang up and call this number, I'll send you the bill later."

>"Thanks Watson!" *click*

*ring, ring*

"You reach Watoto."

>"Um, I heawd you deal in m-wooms?"

"You work for government?"

>"I don't wowk for anybody since Flash died."

"Close enough."

"Watson Detective Agency.

>"Hey Watson! You takin' any new cases?"

"Not since I solved the case of the Obra Dinn, no. I also had some help from a friend on a recent job as well."

>"Ooh, how'd that go?"

"Pretty good, but i think I need to scrub my computer of viruses."

>"Might I suggest something fwom Edgawawe? He'll dwop a twain on 'em!"

"Edgarware? Never heard of it."

>"Stwong Bad' sweaws by them!"

"That's... not the best endorsement you could've given Homestar. Also, it says they programs that are Anti-spam, Anti-Mail, Anti-Productivity and... Antidisestablishmentarianism?"

>"Yeah! I'm still twying to get past that E-mail filtew.Stwong Bad has. I found the funniest viwal video the other day, oh man Watson, you have GOT to see it."

"Uhhh, I need to take Bubba for a walk. Bye!" *click*

She’ll make it on her own, she’s got the heart of a champion.

Doesn’t mean I won’t miss her like hell.

"Thank you for calling into the Fish Tank, where is the Fish is delish!"

>"Alwight Squawkbox, enough about the fish alweady!"

"It made quite a dish!"

>"HIGHBALL!"

>This call has been disconnected

"We'll be right back after this special message from our sponser, KFP!"

>>3563203
I write funny little conversations between these two.

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! I heawd you wewe gonna play a spooky game!"

"You're right, I played Hide and Shriek with my senior Roboco!"

>"Hide and Shwiek? nevew heawd of it, I wasn't allowed to play anything but Clapping Pawty. So... what do you do?"

"Run around, and collect orbs before the other player does, but you get to hide your opponent's orbs and set up traps to slow them down."

>"So like, could you use the Jibblies painting as a twap?"

"The Jibblies painting?"

>"Yeah, it's this cweepy painting in Stwong Mad's closet that's always asking you to "come on in hewe"

"Homestar, that's the most ridiculious thing I've heard, and I work with someone who eats Bathtub Pizza."

>"Oh, it's been awhile since I had a good slice and soak! I think I'll go do that wight now! Thanks, Ame!" *click*

"Honestly, what is this, Mario 64?"

>Come on in heeeeerrrrreeee

"Not now, Bubba needs to be walked."

"Watson Detective Agency"

>"Hey Watson! I heawd you'we gonna get getting a new outfit on Fwiday"

"Hey Homestar! I am, it's been awhile since you called!"

>"Yeah, Stwong Bad needed my help with some Vinyl wecowd, I wasn't weally paying attention. So... when awe you going in?"

"G-Going in?"

>"To get youw new outfit wemoved fwom youw cwaw!"

"Homestar, that' not how it works."

>"What do you mean? That's how I got my last new outfit!"

"How did you get that shirt stuck in your craw anyway?"

>"Well, it's a long and vewy detailed stowy, and it all begins - Whoop! I just heawd the class bell-"

"Isn't that just Strong Sad's egg timer?"

>"-and that's the end ouw lesson fow today, don't fowget that we have a quiz on monday!" *click*

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson, I heawd you moved into a new office!"

"I did Homestar! I'm still unpacking but it's already a lot nicer than my old office!"

>"Cool, Cool, I was just calling to get youw new addwess so I could wetuwn youw fondue pot that I bowwowed."

"Uh, Homestar, I don't have a fondue pot, and if I did, I would remember letting you borrow it."

>"Oh. oh I see."

"..."

>"...Hey Watson! I gotta new case fow you!"

"You probably borrowed it from Strong Bad."

>"You've done it again!"

"That'll be 30 red Akasupas please."

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! It's the Homestaw Wunnew."

"Been awhile."

>"Yeah, with Flash finally dying and all, I've been kinda busy. Sooo... look into that thing I asked you about?"

"When I've some free time, which is increasingly rare these days."

>"And?"

"I have yet to find any evidence that you are, in fact, wearing long pants."

>"um, that's not twue. I'm weawing long pant wight now."

"From all appearances, you are naked from the waist down, with soles glued to your feet."

>"Watson, I'm a long pants man, long pants, long pants!"

"Sir, calm down-"

>"Long pants, the longest pants! evewybody, evewybody! long long long long long pants!"

"Homestar, you're in need of some serious clowncare, I can dial Pol-"

>"But I was told long pants! Long pants! They said long pants! Always long pants! long, my pants! Gleaming pants! GLORIOUS PANTS!"

"Homestar?"

>This call has been disconnected, please hang up and try again

"...I need to stop eating before bed..."

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! I heawd you celebwated youw 6-monthivewsawy today!"

"I did! Played a special game of Don't Starve with my genmates!"

>"Congwadulations! Say, that weminds me, I need to go find my ol' doughnut wecipe!"

"You used to make Doughnuts?"

>"Oh yeah, back when I dweamed of being a fwench long jump champion with 8 wooden legs!"

"I... have so many question, Homestar."

>"I figuwed that would be a gweat way to celebwated the 28th annivewsawy of my 17th bweakup with Mawzipan! Hu oh, the health inspectow's hewe to take a look at my gwease twaps, gotta go!"

"...now I want doughnuts..."