/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson!”

“Homestar.”

>Happy Decembewween!”

“Thanks, Happy Decemberween to you too. Did you remember to actually buy gifts this year,”

>”Um, yeah. Um, totally yeah. Totally yeah that’s totally weal because I didn’t just wealize that I fowgot to buy gifts this yeaw.”

“Uh huh, well at least you didn’t break a leg…”

>”Well that was my plan when I twied going down the steep deep…”

“Is Marzipan’s mom’s house really that bad?”

>”Her new husband’s a cyclist.”

“Oh yeah, that’s way more painful than broken glass and candy canes sucked down to a point.”

>”Well, thewe’s always next yeaw! So anyway, I gotta go fow… nonspecific weasons… pweow!”

“…uh, Homestar? You forgot to hang up.”

>”oh. Wight.”

*click*

“…I wonder if he’ll remember his pants this time…”

Merry Christmas /hlgg/

“Okay Homestar, I’m going to start from the top, and you stop me if I get anything wrong.”

>”Okay.”

“You are telling me that the Decemberween Thnikkaman is Bubs.”

>”Yep.”

“The guy who left a pile of 256 gob flash drives in my house slippers, just like the song says…”

>”Yeah, go on.”

“is the same guy that famously sold counterfeits of my coupons.”

>”Yes! It’s obviously Bubs with a paiw of cool shades!”

“I don’t buy it Homestar, It’s way too hard to believe that the guy who called up Kiara and sold her a discount Maldives deal is the same guy who sells “Authentic HoloX Hot Dogs” at his concession stand.”

>”But it’s twue! Evewy yeaw this happens and evewy yeaw nobody believes me! Ow that I’m weawing long pants!”

“Sorry Homestar, but I’ve got stuff to take care of, I’ll talk to you later”

*click*

“Bubs, Long pants… that guy needs some serious clown care…”

*ring, ring*

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Yeah, shut up kid!”

Hey Watson! Did you know that there’s a new Homestaw Wunnew Halloween cawtoon?

>>59921326
I can keep praying. I memed Zoomer Rrat Mom Bae into reality, I can do the same for Hololive and Homestar Runner!

>>59032274
do you really though?

>>58392207
Quick question for you: Sid Hoffman or Sid Frenchman?

”Watson Detective Agency.”

>”ATTEN-HUt! Col-o-nel Homestaw Wunnew of the Homestawmy calling, making suwe that three’s no wowkin’ going on undew my nose!”

“You have a nose?”

>”Do you know what day it is, citizen?!”

“Monday?”

>”Todaybow day is a Labow day!”

“Oooh.”

>”Say it with me now!”

“Todaybow day is a Labow day.”

>”Good! Now if you’ll excuse me, Third-style Private Bennesetto and I have to go on Patwol to make suwe three’s no wowkin’ going on! Especially fwom the Cheat!”

“The Cheat?”

>”Oh, uh, yeah. Little guy, yellow, black spots. Pwetty fuzzy. Or was it fluffy? I think that might be when she gets thwown in the washew.”

“Aww, cuuute!”

Happy Labor Day, Burgerfriends.

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! What's shaking?"

"Watched Rocky. solid 7.4 out of 10."

>"Last time I went to a movie some guy pulled out an WPG and sang that cellphone jingle. then evewything goes... boom aftew that."

"Huh."

>"Hang on, I think I'm wemembewing something!"

"I try not to think, makes my head hurt."

>"Yeah! I was wondewing how you spell "tabasco" and- oh hey, a knock at my doow!"

"Oh, should I call you back or-"

>"Hello, I- oh hey Stwong Bad-"di-a-lo-do, da-a-lo-do, di-a-lo-do, die!!" This call has been disconnected

"...I wonder what Kiara is up to right now..."

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! What's up?"

"Tummy hort."

>"Oh, that's not good. say, did I ever tell you about the time I swallowed a bug?"

"More than once."

>"I weally thought the good times wewe ovew!"

"Then Strong Bad hit you with a frying pan."

>"Actually it was a wemote contwol. but maybe a skillet nap would help you out!"

"Homestar, I have tried damn near *everything*."

>"Oh... so I guess my Bwead sing-a-long CD didn't help?"

"Nope."

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! What's shaking?"

"Not much, it is my kouhai's birthday today."

>"Oh! A biwthday celebwation! What kinda pwesent did you get hew?"

"Uhh..."

>"Soo... what does she like?"

"Gaming, Streaming... Raw Bitter Melons."

>"Say no mowe! You should get hew a copy of Kid Speedy!"

"Kid Speedy?"

>"It's a game about wacewalkin'! You can even wace against the ol' captain of the team himself!"

"Huh, I figured Coach Z would be in a game about rapping badly."

>"What? No, me, Homestaw Wunnew! You can wace against me!"

"Anything else?"

>"Well, thewe's 'Whewe's an egg'. Game about figuwing out who stole an egg. Gathew some clues, talk to some peoples..."

"Uh huh."

>"Then you shoot 'em!"

"Okay, you've sold me. Can I gift it on steam?"

>"..."

"...Homestar?"

>"What's a steam? I got mine from the local KB toys!"

"I uh... gotta go walk Bubba!"

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! Did you get that thing I sent you?”

“lemme check… uh, you sent me a bathtub/shower, a siren, and a sake bottle and cup emojis.”

>”Yep! That’s the one! If you squint hawd enough, it kinda looks like me!”

“…oh yeah, look at that. It kinda does.”

>”Yeah, it’s called a Squintmoji!”

“Neat.”

>”Hey, didn’t you get some new fwiends ow something?”

“oh yeah, they called themselves “HoloAdvent”, bunch of wanted criminals.”

>”Like Biscuit dough hands man?”

“Kinda, except instead of Biscuits, we’ve got a bird, a pair of dogs, a living gem, and a Librarian.”

>”Oh, you’ve got a Stwong Sad now!”

“Nah, she’s way too happy to be Strong Sad… although Strong Sad is the type to insist on being called an Archivist instead of a Librarian.”

>”So you’ve got a Stwong Sad who’s been drinking that Orange juice laced with Coffee, like what Stwong Bad did for the Science Faiw that one year.”

“Something like that, yeah.”

>”Neat! Uh, anyway, I gotta go. Mawzipan beought home this Pagda-what’s it thing is from this zoo wun by some Giwaffe lady named Karen or something, and I think it’s hungwy. Or it hates my cow lamp.”

“Alright, sounds good. I gotta get ready for a stream later, talk to you later!”

>”Okay bye!” *click*

“…huh, Fauna did mention something about a riot at her zoo recently… “

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Hey Watson! Been awhile!"

"Homestar. How's things?"

>"Oh, you know. Uhh... I think Stwong Bad weleased a new game ow something. How's about you?"

"Japan trips, Two day concert, new Kouhai, 3rd Anniversary coming up."

>"ohh, sounds like they've been keeping you busy. ow should I say..."

"No, you shouldn't."

>"Biz-zay?!"

"...so what's Strong Bad's new game about anyway?"

>"Oh, well, they'we those point and click adventuwe thingies that take place in one woom. ow... one scween."

"Uh huh."

>"and thewe's thwee of them."

"Okay."

>"And umm... thewe's voice acting?"

"Anything else?"

>"No, not weally. just keepin' myself busy with some galvinized nails and cawdboawd females!"

"Marzipan's out of town?"

>"Yeah, something about new chawges relating to a wiot at a zoo wun by some giwaffe lady named Kawen.... or Kiwin."

"Sounds like a Marzipan thing to do."

>"Yeah. Anyway, I gotta go. Mawzipan bwought home one of those padgo-thingies and I'm stuck with it. Talk to you latew!" *click*

"...a Zoo run by a giraffe lady named Karen? ...Nah, couldn't be her..."

“Watson Detective Agency…”

>”Hey Watson! What do th-“

“…is not currently unavailable, please leave a message after the beep.” *beep*

>”oh… um, I was kinda hoping to ask you in pewson, so uh… I’m just gonna ask anyway: do you think I’m gonna say Sid Hoffman, or Sid Fwenchman?”
*beep*

>”…and then I said that Paunchbewwy is a tewwible ice cweam flavow!”

“Uh huh. Sorry Homestar, but I’m gonna need to wrap this up, it’s kinda hard to walk Bubba and talk at the same time, especially today.”

>”Ooh, what’s so special about today?”

“Friend’s birthday. Now she’s… hanging out in space.”

>”In space? Like, with Nebulon?”

“No way! She’s too cool for Nebulon style!”

>”Hey Ame!”

“Yes?”

>”if Spaceman makes Bafwoom in his suit, does he go boom?”

“I… I have no idea.”

Between Sana’s birthday and the news of Strong Bad’s Game for Attractive People getting delisted on top of life shit, it’s been hard. At least a I’ve still got the rest of Hololive.

>>50094119
There is a trolling here? I can't see it, he really needs to try harder.

>>50090199
I got you, bro.

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! It’s everybody’s favowite knock-knees weight-liftew, Homestaw Wunnew!”

“Homestar.”

>”…”

“…”

>”…so I’m… what’s up?”

“Trying to work out a new schedule for streaming. Looking for a new normal.”

>”Oh, I totally undewstand what you mean. Why, this one time when I was out walking my dog Pom Pom-“

“Sorry Homestar, but speaking of dogs, I gotta go clean up after Bubba. I swear he spills his dog food on purpose!”

>”Oh, eight. Talk to you latew!” *click*

“That was weird. I feel like he called just for the sake of calling.”

*Ring ring*

“Watson Detective Agency.”

[apoiler]”IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR PERRY RUNNING?![/spoiler]

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! Weady fow this yeaw’s high-lawious Apwil Fools’ Day jokes?”

“No way Homestar, everybody knows the Internet ruined April Fools’ Day years ago!”

>”Weally? When?”

“February 3rd, 2008 of all days. Pretty weird when you think about it.”

>”I twy not to.”

“Watson Detective Agency, currently out of the country.”

>”Hey Watson!”

“Hey Homestar, you’ve called at not a great time. I’ gonna be on stage at HoloFes soon!”

>”Oh, cool! That weminds me of the time I went to Twogcon ‘97! I even cosplayed!”

“You? Cosplayed? As who?”

>”Homestaw Wunnew!”

“You… went to a convention, dressed as yourself?”

>”Yeah I did! That cawdboawd buzzew took me weeks to make! I neawly died sevewal times, even!”

“I’d like to hear more, but Jenna’s calling me.”

>”Okay bye Mawzipan!”

“HEY! I’m not a hippie!”

“Watson Detective Agency, currently on vacation abroad.”

>”Hey Watson! You floating adwift neaw the Nowth Pole? Yeah, I’ve been there before. Say hi to Bloated Sealion Cawcass for me!”

“hey Homestar. No, just in Japan for Idol business.”

>”But I thought you wewe a detective.”

“A detective who moonlights as an Idol, yes. I’m also getting an official 3D showcase in March!”

>”Ohh, neat! I wemembew my 3D showcase!”

“You had a 3D showcase?”

>”Oh yeah, I was like “Hey Stwong Bad, check it out! I have a low poly count!” Good times.”

“So, what else did you do?”

>”Oh, nothing weally. It was less a ‘3D showcase’ and more ‘Teasew Twailor for Stwong Bad’s Cool Game 4 Attwactive Peoples, Season 1!”

“So, a game?”

>”Yep.”

“Season 1 of…”

>”One. But it’s complete!”

“Neat!”

>”Yeah, it’s been out fow ovew a decade now! Check youw local Electwonics Boutique today!”

>>41745680
You’d think after the reveal that Bae was Tram Mom during the off collab that it would be inspiring, but nah.
Men T time I use my Meme magic to make pic related finally happen.

*yawn* “Watson Detective Agency, currently out of the country.”

>”Hey Watson! It’s Twogdow’s 20th biwthday today!”

“Homestar, it’s like 4:30 inn the morning, you called me just for that?”

>”Yep!”

“I don’t even remember if you called me in my own birthday!”

>”Oh. Well… uh thing about that is… Pweow!”

“you forgot to hang up, dummy!”

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! It’s New Yeaw’s Eve!”

“Oh hey Homestar, Happy New Year!’s Eve!”

>”Any plans for the new yeaw?”

“Nothing ai’m willing discuss in a bugged phone line.”

>”Um, what?”

“What? Anyway, I got a raccoon to pay off. Time is money, Homestar!”

>”Um, awe you feeling okay Watson? Usually it’s me saying stuffs.”

“End of the Year laziness, what with ache-I mean, Decemberween and all.”

>”Oh, wight. Decembewween. Yeah.”

“…”

>”..”

“…you forgot to buy presents again this year, didn’t you?”

>”Um, no. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go visit Bubs’ concession stand fow weasons totally unwelated to this convewsation. Bye! *click*

Happy New Year hlgg.

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”Hey Watson! Happy Decembewween!”

“Thanks Homestar! Say, maybe you could help me with something.”

>”I’m all ears!”

“I heard something really weird last night.”

>”Yeah? Weiwd like, Coach Z? Or weiwd like Senow Cawdgage?”

“It was weird like, a choir of high pitched singers, singing something like “Here comes the Thnikkaman”, and “There goes the Thnikkaman”!

>”…Ame. That’s just Bubs. That’s just Bubs in sunglasses with a piece of papew taped to his chest.”

“What?! That can’t be Bubs, Bubs wouldn’t leave an external hard drive in my shoes!”

>”I’m telling you, it’s just Bubs.”

“I don’t believe you Homestar, I- hang on, I’m getting another call.”

*click*

“Hello?”

>”Yeah, shut up kid!”

Mewwy Chwistmas, hlgg