/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Did you achieve anything amazing lately?
>Something amazing?
>Please share!
>Well, there is the fact that I am the one who created the Earth.
>What?!
>Yes.
>What was it like when you did that??
>I gave the Earth to Space as a present. I said, "I'll give you the Earth."
>WHAT?? Did mankind exist at this point??
>No. I created mankind as well.
>HUH!? A new theology!
>I created Adam and Eve. I gave Adam the gold katana with which he battled the lion, and protected Eve, who was with child.
>Really?!
>Yes. That's where mankind began.
https://youtu.be/ZUlpWX5INXU?t=506

>lapsama can canonically shrink to as small as 1 nanometer and can grow as big as 12 billion kilometers even while fettered, which is wider than the entire solar system
wowzers