/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73438816
Are they going to be half naked again like last time??

>>69334188

>>68226748
>Every holo in Hololive could manhandle Laplus like a sex doll
holy sexo

Oh yeah RATE THE (mini)LIVE

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>>60902455
play this in x2

SQUIRREL

>>60193639
>nice, very nice...
>suika
FUCKING WATERMELON NOT AGAIN

>>55589115
you made me wheeze a little, congrats

>>55577467
>you now remember all the Shingeki No Kyojin Opening 1 covers all memes

>>54300413

>>53074589
unironically based

>JWU
>Risu retweeted an image of me
We're all gonna make it bros

Holy fuck Connect the World is in 10 days

Idc what anyone says. Nothing will ever be as peak comedy as fucking Woody walking up to Xehanort and calling him a fucking nerd. I lost it when that scene happened.

PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE IS COUNTING HOW LONG RISU IS TAKING A SHIT

Prisuners, sell me on Risu, why she laughs every 5 seconds?

>>51086131
I ended up showing her some 4th Fes footage and selling her on the crazy technical aspect of the performances

>>50606900
That'd be pretty nuts

>>50016964
Well there used to be at least 3 or 4 of us in here and it was ok but now I think I might unironically be the only one left

>>49993233
WHEN DID HE DO THAT

>>49362293
WHO RIPPED HER TAIL OFF

Holo Alternative Chapter 62
The F Word
by Kurosaku Kuromi

"I'm really gonna say it. The F word, I mean."
Risu’s squirrel ears perked up as she walked by the hallway. She poked her head inside and saw a pouting Laplus glaring fiercely at Gura. 'The F word, huh?' Risu’s tail wiggles in excitement. 'Fuck yeah that sounds fun, I'm in.'
"I don't care, you stinky kenzie," the shark girl replied, looking away and cleaning some non-existent dirt from her pristine nails. "I am not mobilizing the Atlantean army to raid IHOP because they refused to give you free pancakes."
'Extortion? Fuck yeah, this is fucking based," Risu thought. She walked fully into the room and said "you go girly."
Laplus whirled around to look at her. "I-I can say it? I can say the F word?" she whispered.
Risu gave her a thumbs up. "Fuck yeah, a little rebel never hurt anyone."
Laplus nodded. "Alright, then!"
Then she pointed at Gura and yelled "FAGGOT!"
Risu’s eyes widened. 'what did she just say'
Gura started trembling. "No you misunderstand that thing wit Watson was a one-time thing!"
"FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT!" Laplus chanted, pointing her finger at Gura like an anime villainess.
Gura ran out of the room, screaming "AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" while her shark hoodie turned into a green dinosaur costume.
"Lap!!" Mordred yelled in dismay. "Why'd you do that?"
Laplus stared at her in confusion. "You said I could!"
"I meant FUCK, not FAGGOT!" Risu yelled. "Not even a shitposter like me would mock somebody's sexual orientation! Now go apologize to Gura-senpai and then think about what you've done."
Laplus sadly slunk away while thinking over the new lesson she'd learned. There were some lines that really shouldn't be crossed, no matter how "evil" you were...

>>42021910
>starts singing angelically in jp/en
>maniac laugh out of nowhere
>gibberish indog
>maniac laugh again
>continues to sing in jp/en as if nothing happened