/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Pippa IS the final yab, it is not an event, but a whole chuuba
>Illegal sandwich blending
>Fuura Yuri's soul is trapped in Phase Village
>Before auditioning, Hakka stole the diamond cock PROOF >>50431960
>Fuyo stole the ender dragon
>Sora stalks YOU in-game
>Spawn is run by koronesukkis
>The server existed before Minecraft Alpha was officially published
>Ebosi is the Henya-Anti seen biweekly in-server.
>Lumi (finnish) lives in the cold regions of the server
>Merry DDoS'd Yubicraft atleast thrice
>Ironmouse thaumaturgic cults in the clouds of the VShojo sector
>Kaneko Lumi comes from actual royalty (still poor kek)
>Rin Penrose is not royalty. Proof in-game.
>Idol Corp is secretly a WEF project to infiltrate Yubicraft.
>The original recipes are not mods
>The writing general affects real server happenings
>The last magnetbro returns (Inevitable)
>Nakirium is a real ore.
>Selenium is radioactive but Dragoons hide the truth
>Pomu noteblocks
>Yubicraft caused the death of cyberlive
>Beatani still visits the server under an alt
>UOH crystals
>Tulpa players
>Ender Dragoons
>Nether cascade of resonance
>Korone doesn't know of the existance of the server (REAL)
>Kiara antis NIJI under an alt in-game, save for Pomu
>Pomu is the KFP leader under an alt
>"Pekorita left" incident
>Naturally generated autistic holes
>Sex Dungeon Nether Fort
>Actual cognitohazards being made with block art
>The Mogucruiser
>Contact with extradimensional pseudo-3D virtual entities was first made six months ago by a Kronii and a Teamate trying to summon their Oshi.
>"Potion of gender change"
>Kanata_recorded_flying_through_the_void.MP4 [DO NOT RESEARCH]
>The Yubimensional Merge
>Free chunk state
>Stripping enchantment
>Yubicraft has a main quest and an ending
>Tags are a segregation tactic
>Our Ender Dragon is a corrupted Coco of another timeline
>Clear Rocket's ship found in the End [UNDEBUNKABLE]
>Hag Totems on the badlands
>Your fellow online player is your Oshi under an alt
>The admin's Oshi
>Dynmap down is a psy-op
>The lag at spawn is not playermade

Why the fuck are so many Vtubers getting "sick" or have "health problems"!!! why does it seem like so many are physically inferior compared to the average person