/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>41140890
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Snuffy. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Snuffy as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits with to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of sweet cream per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. Her natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs I will synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her

>>40418643

>>40281815

>>40225786
you mean a breeding cow

>>40073436
>>40073534
>>40073594
Found it. https://youtu.be/_0Z3C1qgLMc?t=20285

>>39919842
>>39919926
this one?

Love her

>>34091840
I will now use your oshi to falseflag

>>33208321
snuffy impregnate and pregnancy while she works different jobs every day

I hope Snuffy is extremely aware of just how much I want to (consensually) kiss her (with tongue) and tell her I love her and rub her squishy body all over and propose to her and marry her and have sex with her and creampie her and get her pregnant and pamper her throughout the entire pregnancy and tell her every day that she's more beautiful than the last and after she gives birth to your first kid I'll tell her I want another and she'll gladly agree cause she likes getting pampered for 9 months straight but I'll have put my long term ovary massage plan into action and she'll be mega fertile so that her second pregnancy will actually be twins and as soon as the doctor gives us the news I'll hug her and kiss her and tell her I love her whole her face stays frozen cause she doesn't know how to react. This pattern will only continue and after 9 months of treating her like a goddess Snuffy will birth our beautiful twins and her milfy squishy milky body will be mine for the molesting and and I will molest it every night until she's pregnant for a third time. And when Snuffy and I go to the doctor (she's beginning to get embarrassed by how often she's seen in the maternity ward) the doctor will stare in disbelief at how well my plan worked and he'll tell us that Snuffy is currently carrying triplets, which is news so jarring that she will nearly faint. Obviously I will be overjoyed by our rapidly growing family and Snuffy will probably be a bit annoyed by the nearly debilitating number of babies growing in her womb now. I will take thousands of photos of my wonderful wife Snuffy during every pregnancy, but especially this one cause the triplets make her belly comically large and she won't even be able to see my massive boner whenever I'm near. After pushing out 3 more beautiful children our family of 6 will be absolutely bustling. No more children for now, 6 is plenty to take care of and even with her massive engorged mammaries Snuffy still has trouble keeping up. Our life will be the perfect big family happily ever after until a few years down the line. Our first two batches are not old enough to not need constant supervision and we can finally have some privacy again. Insane amounts of kinky sex will Ensue and perhaps once night we go a little crazy with no condoms. Fast forward a couple weeks and that Snuffy feels that familiar feeling again, she knows what's going on. Once again Snuffy and I return to the maternity ward and eagerly await the doctor's report. She even makes a joke about how it's probably quadruplets and how our "happily ever after" seems to be getting more hectic each year. The doctors turns to us stone faced and terrified, his hands shaking and his eyes darting from corner to corner. He gives us the news and Snuffy freezes, just stuttering in a half conscious state completely overtaken by the mental shock of hearing that she's carrying octuplets this time. The doctor apologizes but says that it's really a medical miracle that it could happen naturally. Snuffy is still in complete shock and remains that way for the rest of the day. From that point in I make a point out if waking up my wife Snuffy with a kiss every day and telling her how much I love her constantly. Over the next 9 months as Snuffy becomes a literal fertility idol I will shower her with a mindbreakingly large amount of love and appreciation. I will rub her stretched belly, help her with everything she could ever want, get her any food, I will answer her every beck and call with a constant stream of affection. Even with the sheer absurdity if an octuplet pregnancy, I will work day and night to make sure that Snuffy enjoys it just as much as her first. On the day she finally gives birth to her latest litter the happiest family in earth will double in size and I can't think of anything I want more than to be there with her while she's screaming from the pain of giving birth for the 7th through the 16th time.

>>30391139
Please do

>>27756096
I too would like to know this

>>26786917
>>26786923
Flipping the coin

>>25282763
I'm going to assume you're talking about Snuffy, in which case yes. The coin flip was good this time.

>>23925876
it's a recurring trend tho

>>22976437
You could've at least posted higher art picture

>>17292804
Jeffrey Dahmer was a serial killer from Wisconsin. He lured male prostitutes to his home where he killed and ate them. He was also a big Hololive fan. I think his oshi was Okayu. Mogu mogu yummy was his club anthem.

I like you too buddy - I'd love to talk to you outside of /here/ and I'm 100% sure it'd do you some good to vent. If you aren't going to go to the hospital and you can't afford therapy, sometimes just trauma dumping on a friend can help. Just don't try that on a date. Or do. Who knows what'll happen in this day and age.

Don't sweat it being offtopic, this thread is entirely chimpery anyway and when Saruei starts streaming it'll devolve into Fallujah.
I hope Silver keeps streaming anyway, though my infatuation with her is incredibly unhealthy so maybe she should stop for my own sake.
I'm pretty sure the only reason I watch her is because she reminds me of my hot sister-in-law who's about a decade younger than me and who I deeply wanted to have an extramarital affair with.

So yeah. Peaks and roundabouts.

>>17242000
Well, you're sleeping at least that's a good start - maybe try to work on a regular sleeping pattern. Try looking for a sleep clinic in your area or consult a professional if you can't get into a groove by yourself.

I'm serious about you taking an internet detox archive anon. You've probably got yourself into a routine where checking in on /vsj+/ is part of your daily thing, but you don't have to. Seriously. This place will be filled with chimps and autists every day and I guarantee you the 100K VOD isn't gonna show up if you go AWOL for a week. Trust me, I'll be here.

In the words of the once funny Dave Chappelle "we take a day off nigga". So you should too. Take some time to yourself. Install fucking StreamLink. Buy some healthy food. Get caught up on VODs or anime or movies or vidya or porn or music or whatever the fuck you do when you're not /here/. Seriously. I love you archive anon and I hate to see you like this.

If you take a week off and make a concerted effort to improve your life and you still want to die - then you have my permission to kill yourself. But if you do I'm gonna ghostbust the fuck out of you and sell your pets to a Korean deli.

Also Silver is live now, so I'mma jerk off. Don't fucking kill yourself you lemon.

Dead hours so here's a collection of Snuffy vocaroos I found whilst looking for something.
For your audio pleasure-

>https://vocaroo.com/19YpenjFPCQq
>https://vocaroo.com/1bK9yNEa3i7g
>https://vocaroo.com/1cWBVNGhXlo1
>https://vocaroo.com/1dy5Duh5xzY3
>https://vocaroo.com/1kHby8SyKTR6
>https://vocaroo.com/15jgzSjl8XUu
>https://vocaroo.com/1fn2cNKsEaHL
>https://vocaroo.com/180ZXJUdMUug

Have a comfy day of rest /vsj+/

60 (sixty) minutes until freshly manicured, sausage fingered raccoon paws tear open pokemon cards.

>>16766488
I thought that was a pregnancy Snuffy pic at a glance and got excited. Now I feel cold and hollow inside.
Also if we're doing ages I'm 38