/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Be Japanese streamer
>Invited to take part in a big Rust server
>Finally, my chance to expand my network by meeting my fellow streamers
>Log in and start bashing trees with a rock
>Suddenly hear a noise getting louder as a horse approaches me
>*Autistic trumpet noises*
>Fear grips me as I hear someone dismount behind me
>Completely engulfed by the humongous shadow of a 5'6" amozoness as she steps out of her car to approach me
>"Yo, wat-ashi no nama-e Sherriff-de-su"
>Can't understand a word she's saying through her thick american accent
>Get on my knees and drop some of my precious wood to appease the strange creature
>"Ara! Aray-gato. Biggu Upsu!"
>She bends over to pick up my offering, massive 50lb boulders swinging from her chest
>One of them knocks me on the back of my head from my dogeza position
>Bleed out from massive head trauma
>"Oops! Gomene-sorry my dude! Oh shit, I forgot about my Japanese only challenge"
>Last thing I hear before my character respawns are strange r rolling noises that can only be uttered by some sort of foreign devil
>I fucking hate this woman