/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>>she threw us up...
>i'm literally like a bird... *more vore noises* ...i'm like a mama bird *giggles*
>>how many lives do baachi have?
>you guys have infinite lives!
>you know, honestly, i was thinking about you guys, and like your lore and how you'd function as like a being and i was-
>whenever you guys get paper cuts i imgine that you guys have no nervous systems
>so you guys would get like papercuts and it would rip into your-
>it would rip into you and your cotton would be sticking out and stuff you know?
>but you wouldn't feel it so then i would have to
>i would have to go up to you then stitch you back together
>but also i can do experiments on you too
>so i kind of imagined... i kind of imagine like you know, like cutting up your head and having all the like, the fluff like uh... the fluff like, be poking out and then i'd just stitch it back together so i'd make you look like a frankenstein *laughs*
>but the entire time you would just be like nyaaah
>you'd just be like nyaaah~ keeheeheeheehee
>>please don't abuse us
>i don't abuse you! you can't feel any pain so it's alright *giggles*
>it's alright i'm just doing experiments on you
>>she put a worrying amount of thought into it...
>because you guys are just like fluffy little... fluffy little punching bunch- bluhbulahbaah
>fluff- fluffy little! little plushies! and so i really want to like ...take a knif- scapel and just like, drag it accross your forehead and look inside of you... and then ...stitch i back up together and then i'll be like
>HEY! it's a new accessory, happy halloween! go trick or treating now cause you're frankenstein *laughs*
>but then don't worry it heals up and you can get rid of the
>you can get rid of the stiches so it's fine *giggles*
>>perfectly normal statements
>exactly!
>>she's gonna put us in a blender for fun?
>no, don't worry! i would never
>but have you ever seen the people who have like the vtuber plushies and they like hold them like they're choking them?
>like, literally like this emote kufufu
>i want to have like a this sized version of you
>i want to have this sized version of you so i can do this, so i can grab you like that, i think that would be kind of awesome
>me when i get you *laughs*
>i imagine that just like shaking grrrrr
>i also imagine, you know...
>like, stitching up you cuts and stuff too cause im such a kind, kind carer of all the baachis
>>baachi fumo??
>that'd be so awesome!
>one of my dream is to have baachi plushies, it would be kinda awesome to have baachi plushies of multiple sizes
>like, i want one that's the size of a really small, handheld
>but i want a, like the one that i hold
>i want a life s- a body pillow sized one too! cause it would be sooo comfy to sleep with!
>i really like sleeping with a-
>i don't have a body pillow, but i had like this one cat, wait let me show you...
>cat plushie...
>>costco size bear... *giggles*
>i had this plushie for a very long time, it was like a 12 inch plushie basically
>it was a 12 inch plushie and i used to sleep with it all the time and just like, sleep... and i'd put my leg over it... it would be like my pillow and stuff like that...
>i want one so bad!!
>i want a big ass one too! and then we'll have like a like a like a 2 inch baachi and we'll have a 6 inch baachi and then we'll have a TWELVE inch baachi and then we'll have the dunken the dunkosquag version *laughs* how big is that one?
>djungelskog bear... *googles* ...how big is this one? TWENTY THREE INCHES!!!
>i'm going to make sure of it and then you can sit on it you know and it can be like a nice, it can be like a nice little chair to sit on
>it'll be sho aweshome *giggles*
>>i had a giant dog plush when i was a kid
>i love giant plushies they're so comfy to sleep with *laughs*
>that's my dream
she has thought about this A LOT