/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Get mouth noises whenever I'm recording anything
>Can't really hear it IRL but it's always incredibly apparent in recorded audio
>Have tried a million different mic settings
>Have tried putting my mic at different distances and orientations
>Have tried changing the physical way I speak
>Even bought a different mic altogether
>Tried eating foods to make my mouth moister
>Even switched my toothpaste and mouth wash to ones that are supposed to help saliva production
>Stopped drinking coffee and avoid any and all food and drink that could possibly contribute to mouth noises
>Absolutely nothing helps
I'm going to kill myself.