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I want Coni Confetti to castrate me.
I want her to make me stick my balls through a hole cut in a plywood sheet. Then I want her to paint a target on each of my helplessly dangling nuts and set up a carnival stall where she'll let circus goers fling rocks at my balls as hard as they possibly can. Each time a contestant hits the target they would get a prize from the stall.
At the end of the day when the circus closes I want Coni to walk up to the wall with my bruised purple and swollen balls and try to stomp my swollen engorged testicles back through the hole until they either get smashed enough to squeeze back through or she gives up and just cuts them off with garden shears to free me

I want Coni Confetti to castrate me.
I want her to make me dangle my balls into a concrete mold for one of those spherical bollards like they have infront of target and then pour concrete in and let it cure, solidifying my balls within the concrete sphere.
Then I want her to kick the bollard down a hill so Im sent tumbling down with it until my scrotum gives in and I pop off the ball and my bruised and broken body rolls the rest of the way down the hill