/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Milady, were you to possess a male organ, most commonly conceived of by both the unwashed masses and in distinguished circles alike as being but a tool for reproductive purposes and - indeed, dare I say it - sexual titillation! - then it is this gentleman's most straightforward, humble and informed opinion that it would do well for such an organ to be of unusual, nay, extraordinarily large size; and being as one such as you may be besaddled with doubt as to the appropriateness of such an instrument's place on a body of the fairer persuasion, to wit I may assure you that there are fine, upstanding members of polite society to which this may appeal to, or even excite, and indeed, it may not be a rare phenomenon at all! - in the mind's eye, at least - except among the ignorant, overly prudish or the closed-minded.
So verily do I say unto you that were one to take such a massive organ, as was mentioned above, and manipulate it in such a manner that it may penetrate the male body through an appropriate orifice - or several, if I may be so bold - which in all reasonable likelihood may compare favorably with any damsel's Altar of Venus - then that would be a most satisfying and fruitful experience indeed, and many, were they to know of it, would likely clap and cheer, and not simply mine own standing, but yours as well, would be raised greatly in the eyes of Those That Matter, once they were to hear of it; and perhaps all the gods would look upon this as a blessed day, if not simply one of many to come.

I hope that this letter serves to clarify matters sufficiently.

With much love and (alas!) anticipation,
(Sir) Anon

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