/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>25724708
Hi I'm actor Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "You're reading this in my voice", "You're now blinking, breathing, and swallowing manually", "Uncross your legs and realize there's no comfortable place in your mouth for your tongue, it just sits there awkwardly", "Did you forget your lower jaw has weight, forcing you to manually hold it closed?", "You're producing saliva too", "Your body is itching in at least one place", "You now realize you need to use the toilet", "You haven't cleared your throat in a while" and such telethons as "You probably didn't read my name yet".