/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Yagoo started the civil war in Syria. He plans to turn Syria into the first vtuber ran nation headed by Gawr Gura which is why she hasn't been streaming. Fauna and Chloe left becasue the found out about yagoo's plan.

>>87588073
ofc hes a holo after all

Next time raid the boeiz erb

Get dat subs bitches

I asked JAP to add one homo accessory in this unit

Sankyu fo ya sappot

>>78084479
>Holostars status?
Hold my dildo

>>74890447
maybe VCR organize summer swimsuit event for boy and girl

Are people in cover not worry about regloss numbers? Are they happy with the result so far?

>>73609077
>The other companies respect the hobby enough to not mix fleshfaggotry in.
Then who's this guy

>well anon, have you captured the moment?

What's he thinking right now?

You rike boiz?

It just makes me wonder compared to the piece of shit company CEO and his management has done in the span of 2 months from Kurosanji, how flawed is he?

Today is a good day

>>68723629
>You and your child just do not understand the artistic vision my talents possess.

To think the whole NIJIEN meltdown started when Riku Tazumi out a hit on Mel's vtuber career.

Sasuga Yagoo. Nobody fucks with Hololive.

>So, Tazumi-san used Kotoka to get our precious Mel-Chan terminated... We can't just ignore policy, not a bad ploy.
>In that case, contact 'sleeping dragon', their orders are 'salt the earth'.

Well?

>>63216290
The more niji copy hololive, It's a holo win.

Shame on you yagoo, these girls are your real sons not them.

Yahoo, listen to me, please. I love you like a brother. I deeply respect you and what you've built. But I'm begging you here. I need you to fucking understand this. I will not watch males. Do you understand? I am not going to watch other dudes, Yagoo. I don't get why this is so hard to get. It's not a complicated sentence, Yagoo. For the love of our holy father who art in heaven, I am on my fucking knees harder than the holostars are when you invite them up to your office for those "private meetings", I am on my fucking knees here Yagoo just begging, I am fucking begging you to please just understand this singular itsy bitsy thing. I am not going to watch other dudes. Look. I get it. CEO is a stressful job. Hell, I know what it's like to get tired of the usual and want to add a little something new to your bussy collection. But brother, this ain't it. This isn't the way. You're a smart dude. Look at your chuubas. They reach out, find some new collab partners outside of Holo sometimes. Yagoo my man that's your in. We can both get what we want. Think about it. Instead of recruiting permanent additions that you'll eventually get bored of, you gotta spread those wings man. Those dudes you fuck? They know other dudes! And you know how it goes, a little quid pro quo, a little tightening of collab permissions, and look at that, you can wheel and deal your way into loosening them on a per person basis after they let you loose them first if you catch my drift. My guy I will not watch male streamers. It doesn't have to be this way. You're just not thinking big enough here my brother. You've got the golden ticket to expanding your horizons as much as you expand the stars assholes under your god damn thumb yahoo. We don't have to play these silly little games, come on man. We don't need to do this song and dance just for a drop of cock compared to the ocean at your fingertips. Don't settle for less than you're worth. You deserve a fag fucking fiesta worthy of your time and you're just dropping the ball when you could be swimming in balls. Work with me man, just please work with me. I just won't watch males Yagoo. It's not gonna happen, I'd take a fucking bullet for you man you know that but I just need you to hear me for once when I say that I am just not gonna watch men. It's not gonna happen. But you know I've got you bro. I am telling you, you built this walled garden so well that all the ass out there is yours for the taking. Nigga you have the power to make Risu's non-stop nut November look like a nunnery training. I'm telling you, work with me and you can unlock the ass-fucking nirvana of your dreams. I will not watch males, but that's exactly what you want and you don't even realize it. You deserve the real shit, king. Ditch the baggage and get that gape for real. It's a god damn win-win. Just think about it, okay? We ain't gotta play these games when we can both just skip to the winning part. You feel me?

This time it will work

>>62426301
Join hololive and kneel to yagoo