/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Dragon stream
>Oh my god guys, Minecraft is so confusing, amirite?
Fish stream
>Holy shit, I just rolled a gold toon in Chingchong Bongpact! Heckin' poggers, amirite?
Fairy stream
>Sorry I'm late guys, my entire family and my cat died and I had to get my tits chopped off to keep myself from joining them. Now who's up for some Zelda?

>>3707318
I'm that poster. Basically, I said:
>Burgerbro here. I commented in chat in English earlier, but when you responded, I got nervous and ran away. I'm so sorry. Your voice is really cute, and your mahjong streams are really comfy. Ganbare!
If there's any comfort, she apparently never found out about my bullshit, so I remain kawaiiniki to this day.

>>2710409
Okay, I guess I have a confession to make. I actually spilled my spaghetti even harder you guys think:

Basically, I was going to comment in English, but someone else commented ahead of me "Thank you for the stream", and she responded to that instead, and I didn't wanna make her respond to two English comments in a row, so I didn't say anything and left. And then I made some BS comment about replying to her stream, and I heard her say "koko desu ka" so she was probably looking for my imaginary comment that I was too afraid to even post, and now she probably thinks I'm a schizo or something oh god why the hell did I agree with this I've been a nervous wreck this whole night because I've trapped myself in a web of white lies oh dear lord why the fuck is my brain like this aaaaaaahhhhh please kill me

>>2664160
It was fun while it lasted

>>2485931
If only we had sensitive enough equipment to make accurate and precise measurements.
Maybe one day the tech will come along.
Until then we can only speculate, wildly.

>>2283677
>returning to the womb