/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Mori's the most easily spotted Holo talent, to the point that it's a running joke. I can't blame her for wanting to be vague.

>Delivery Boy
He just can't escape this fucking woman...

>>57831438
>The weird gaijin is standing on the roof screaming "WOOOOOOOOO" at four am again.

>be a Japanese courier
>have to make a delivery to this gaijin's place
>ask her to come out and sign the notice via the intercom
>*silence*
>"DUDUDDADADADADBOOBOOBAABAA WHOS A CUTE CAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
I fucking hate this woman!

>>57002663
>"NYOOOOOOOMBLABALBALBLABLALBLAB"

>>56413256
>Be A-Chan
>Checks your phone, see a text message that Mori chewed through her restraints, kicked her way out of the Vacation Box, and already has the master for a news single.
>Again
God you hate this fucking woman

>>55310867
>Be a police officer waiting for their third shift replacement, bored out of your mind.
>Suddenly the north wall of your police box explodes inward, showering you with debris
>As you attempt to clear the dust from your eyes, thundering footsteps approach followed by a voice: "Holy f-word mister keisatz, you good? Our b. Won't happen again!"
> Your eyes clear and you recoil from the 167n amazon. You're about to call for backup when the rubble that's left of your police box stirs.
>A 168cm goliath rises from the ruins, cracks her neck, and says "Awww maaan, that suuuucked.I am never listening to you again."
>Amazon shrugs, laughs, "But you're good, right Kronester? Let's get the f-word outta here. Have a good night, mister keisatz!"
>They leave you with a destroyed police box and a lot of explaining to do.
>God, you hate those women.

>>53879951
>God, you hate this fucking woman

>>51482706
>Be YAGOO
>Try to create a traditional idol company
>High powered UMJ suits call you into a meeting to inform you Mori Calliope wants to do an edgy nu-metal album with her producing the MVs
>God you hate this fucking woman

>>48615503
>Be a former delivery driver from Japan, recently immigrated to America to work as bartender at weddings...

>>43711048
He's finally free...

>>40737950
A certified "god I hate this fucking woman" moment.

>God, you fucking hate this woman.

>>33366523
There's a pin-pon man out there that has sworn a blood oath against us all

>>31692933
They're animating one of the 5'6 Amazon posts. No I will not take my meds.