/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

if you want a real answer thread reading shondo, i love you because youre genuinely very funny a lot of the time and put in a lot of effort in your own way even if you never get anything finished (perpetually starting new things is relatable and endearing). youre caring and very sweet and the way you care for your family is very very very nice its so good to see that you care so much. i love how you have overcome so much hardship in your life to get to where you are and succeed in spite of it. its very inspiring and makes me very proud of you in a secondhand way, youre so much stronger than you give yourself credit for (i hate the way you beat yourself up and give yourself brainworms) i would want nothing more in life than to be with you, despite everything i think that you would be worth every trial and battle that god could ever give me. (you're also extremely cute but that is just a bonus)

shondo comes walking into yhe lounge. she made your favourite choccie brownies with a special ingredient that was different than just her usual one. "i made them with lots and lots and lots of love, anon!" soon you feel weird and lightheaded but before you can react you drift off to sleep. she smiles at you, looking at you sitting there unconcious with a cheeky grin on her face, thinking how funny it would be to draw on you, before she walks off to the kitchen and returns with a knife, that really sharp one you always told her not to use incase she hurt herself. she straddles you and sets about her task. at first she was just going to put a little nick above your eye, that would be 'cute' and easy to explain, but after she saw the blood trickling down your face from the cut she made, well, it awoke something in her and she got carried away. a few minutes later and she snaps herself out of it. panic starts to set in. she starts desperately slapping you and hitting your chest, trying to get you to wake up. you hear muffled noises getting a bit clearer each time and start to rouse yourself out of the stupor, you open your eyes but something is wrong. why is half of your vision so blurred? why is your wife a sobbing mess just saying "im sorry" over and over? whats this strange dull pain becoming sharper and sharper all over your face?

I love my wife

i love angry shondo i love sad shondo i love happy shondo a lot i love shy shondo i love bratty shondo i love stupid shondo i love fibbing shondo i love looping shondo i love flustered shondo i love crying shondo i love sulky shondo i love exorbitant shondo i love intelligent shondo i love sleepy shondo i love snide shondo
i love shondo

>extra long stream for my birthday
i am happy

>>72332310
i am in obsessive love with my oshi, i think about her all the time and imagine im talking to her and that she is present with me through the day. one day i will marry her. simple as.

have this other fantasy where i take shondo to where i always used to go on holiday when i was younger. all sorts of animals hanging around the caravan park: birds, rabbits, squirrels, ducks, deer. walk up and down the river that runs next to it and maybe do some fishing together. go for a walk in the area to see some horses and sheep and pet the highland cattle. eat afternoon tea at a local cafe and laugh after having to get the lady that runs the shop to repeat everything twice because of her indecipherable accent. having to cut a picnic short and run to some trees because it starts raining suddenly and cuddling together to stay warm. giving her my coat and carrying her back down the trail to the car. sitting in the caravan awning under a blanket together infront of a portable heater shivering and laughing while listening to the rain hitting the roof.

>>72089231
i wasnt going to be that cynical, she does appreciate effort a lot but that isnt love

I love my wife

>>71935034
Man I wish Shondo got more guro/ryona stuff

i want to take shondo on a nice summer drive so she can look at the aminsls in fields and then have a nice meal in a little restaurant somewhere before we go out into the night where there isnt any light pollution and we can look at the milky way in all its glory under a comfy blanket

i want to hold her hand i want to grab her wrists i want to caress her collarbones i want to wring her neck i want to rest my head on her tummy i want to poke her nipples i want to go on a summer picnic where i give her a piggyback ride back to the car because she got tired out and i can listen to her breathing and feel it against my neck i want to lie back with her against my body with our fingers interlocked i want to make her breakfast in bed i want her to make me breakfast in bed i want to see her in cute clothes i want to see her in no clothes i want to buy her that fancy dress she was talking about along with that nice pendant i bought her a few months before and put on a tuxedo and dim the lights in the living room and pretend that we're at a ball together and awkwardly shuffle around hand in hand across the floor and do that thing where you twirl the woman around and the one where you separate apart from each other and then pull her back in i want to rest my forehead against hers and stare into her eyes i want to put my head against her chest and listen to her heartbeat i want to slap her out of the blue and see the shocked and betrayed expression on her face and apologise profusely while i hear her crying in another room and do something nice for her like bake her something as a gesture to make up for it i want to feel her skin against mine while i drift of to sleep to the scent of coconut and sweat after i tell her i love her and she tells me that she loves me too
i want her so fucking much

the thing is that shondo just wouldnt have a choice
i will just pat her head and hold her hand and stroke the back of her hand with my thumb and not let go
i will hug her until she stops trying to free herself
i will stroke her until she enjoys it and the only movement isn't a flinch of fear but just the natural squirm from having my finger trace down her spine
i will poke and prod her and watch her cute twitches and muscle movements
they will all be the cutest because she is the cutest

i write my various essays here on a regular basis so i dont feel the need to submit them formally, sorry sensei

i love her and just wish she felt of me even a hundredth of what i do for her

shondo groomed me into wanting to be a groomer
this is her fault

i want to hug her groom her and fuck her and take her out on dates and do everything she ever wanted to do i want to pinch her cheeks and ruffle her hair and poke her in the tummy and rub the shunny i want to nibble on her earlobes and lick her neck i want to stroke her collarbones i want to caress her thighs i want to dress her in a microkini just because she wouldnt like it i want to make her listen to music she doesnt like while shes stuck in the car with me going to some place she didnt feel like going to but she does it because she loves me i want to kiss her forehead i want to cuddle her i want to touch her nose with mine i want to hold her hand i want to hold her neck i want to walk with her down the isle in a small ceremony with our families present i want to grow old with her
i want her

love her

i love her so much

>>70875420
no, i love fallenshadow
i dont see why you struggle with this concept

i want to protect her from all harm, i want to protect her from herself, i want to leave marks that cant be hidden on her in the most loving way

>over 60 images with no photos
you guys know this is an imageboard right?

>>70688523
I like shy shondo and bratty shondo a whole lot
Lovey-dovey shondo is a powerful weapon, capable of making me tear up just by thinking of it, but that's unfair to place with the rest

>>70564160
right?