/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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I don't even watch Vox but I just had this weird ass dream with him. Oh yeah and Pomu.
>We are hanging out and bar hopping
>Guy is genuinely happy to be in America and eat all the trash food
>He calls me Jack but that's not even my name
>We are in Boston and I only know this because I told him I would take him to the best bars and shit in Boston
>IRL I have only been there like 3 times and I still don't know jack about it. Dream logic yeah.
>We have lunch in this nice restaurant but complies loudly about his soup being "too wet" and 5G waves interfering with his credit card so I have to pay
>I get a call by Alban telling me he bought and automatic electric machine that jacks him off
>Hear her scream and the call ends
>At night I get wasted and apparently I end up sleeping with some tomboy that looks like Casca
>Next morning Vox looks like shit but he's happy
>He tells me he didn't sleep and when I ask him why he says because he met up with Reimu after I left to get shitfaced and they spent all the night having sex
>I literally don't know what to say I didn't even she was here. I just ask him if they are dating
>Turns out they have been dating since months ago but it was an online relationship thing
>The man looks really happy about it he's constantly doing these silly dances and pelvic thrusts explaining me what happened that night
>Then out of nowhere Pomu arrives and looks like she has seen a ghost
>I ask what the hell happened she's so pale
>I shit you not she says: The repo man took Petra away. What are we going to do now Jack?
>I ask her what the fuck did she meant by that
>She only stares at me
>I wake up shitting myself because my room is fucking cold
What the fuck bros?? I only know that the whole machine part was because of that movie but it's been like 15 years since I watched it so what the hell?