/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Dear diary, it has been 7 hours since I last heard from my love. Although the woodland creatures appear to have stopped their bombing, and the smoke has settled, I swear it is only getting harder to breathe as the recent memory of my love's voice transitions from short term to long term memory. It is as though only her presence nourishes my heart now, as she brings me more happiness than this oxygen-filled 3D purgatory ever has.

>I saw an airborne weasel get sawn in half by a bird-mounted missile today. I felt nothing.