/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>11836716
Plenty

>>8878008
Imagine being Mumei
>be some nobody on the internet trying to make it in a niche market
>you’re a literal who “voice actress” that does commissions for shitty comic dubbings on Fiver
>suddenly hear that Hololive has opened auditions for their second generation
>try hardest to increase portfolio to make it in, but just have to put in your most well known work and pray.
>Cover scouts now have to listen to your compelling voice over performance of the Metroid “remodel your shithole” doujin
>get an email from Cover corp, expecting a “better luck next time” email
>”you’ve made it to the second round of the audition, we’ll call you for your interview.”
>what the fuck…
>completely fumble through my interview, want to cry right then and there (almost did when they brought up the Samus doujin again)
>”Omedatou, you made it in to Hololive.”
>huh?
>when you ask why, their only answer is that you activated their savior complexes
>their fucking what?
>fast forward to near debut, and you’ve been announced
>have a list of witty tweets written down to get people to like you
>get twitter restricted like what happened to IRyS
>YouTube keeps deleting your sub counts
>get twitter ban lifted, and post a reaction image for Fubuki senpai due to her being sweet enough to tweet to you
>give up because you don’t want to flood twitter with all your left over tweets, so decide to ego search on that website everyone but Calli senpai told you to stay away from
>find out why they warned you immediately
>everyone that talks about you keeps putting your image in front of games you’ve never heard of while treating you like you are the second coming of Christ
>fast forward a bit, you did fine on your debut, but you’re sure you disappointed some people, so you make the mistake to ego search again
>everyone is calling you a whore, claiming you are somebody you’ve never heard of
>Hoo the fuck?! Why did you get confused with some random slut while Bae was thought to be some cool trilingual Russian chick?
>now everyone thinks you’re a quadriplegic cancer patient with epilepsy and a gluten allergy
>ask where you went wrong