/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>66460887
Bruh all you have to do is move your tongue back and forth at a steady pace it's not fucking rocket science

>>64702296
NoelFlare is an anomaly. You're actually more schizo if you DON'T believe in NoelFlare.

>You would have to believe that every single Holo is lying to you and that every single interaction is scripted and faked.
>To that end you'd also have to believe that Noel and Flare didn't go on a hotsprings vacation trip.
>You'd also have to believe that either Noel lied about purchasing, not one, not two, but three new properties in Tokyo (Noel Studio V2, Fucknest V1, Fucknest V2), and that other Holos pretend to go over to those new properties all the time.
>You'd have to believe Rushia and Pekora constantly breaking kayfabe to question NoelFlare is actually a keikakku doori move that is actually part of the kayfabe, they pretend to question it in order to lend it more creedence.
>You'd have to believe that on THAT day, Noel's roommate got her hair, nails, and makeup done, AND posted a rare face pic just to lead people on.
>Then later she showed bruises that she inflicted with an "Xbox controller"
>You'd also have to believe that every Holo that has mentioned the rings, which include Subaru, Towa, Marine, and I think Suisei, among others, is either lying about the rings on a previously agreed upon script, or that Noel and Flare actually got 5 figure platinum wedding rings for the sake of this lie.
>Finally you'd have to believe that every single Holo that has remarked on NoelFlare, which is the vast majority of them, coordinates with every other Holo and Noel and Flare themselves so as to keep their stories straight and not get tripped up in their lies. Because to date, I don't think there have been any inconsistencies in the stories, leading me to think things like Noel interrupting Towa and Subaru just to brag actually happened. Also staff like A-Chan would have to be in on it because she occasionally mentions it. Not to mention all the outsiders like Tamaki, those Nijis that did the couple interview, those independents that did the couple interview, and basically anyone that comes into contact with NoelFlare

I mean it's honestly easier to just believe they like each other. Occam's Razor and all that. If Cover were capable of constructing and upkeeping narratives as big as this one, they wouldn't be such a shitshow. At the very least, they fucked on that one day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB5X6Jm-qDw
>Furea and Furen
When is Noeru finally getting her Fure-Fure threesome?
It's been 2 years!

>>53008176
>i want a lesbian couple in hololive
>a (one) lesbian couple
>implying

Why only half of this pic makes my dick half?

>>49206120
I dont have time to dig for the (I think) coco korone clips so here have her search history instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b40WqIpkhG8

Quota for Lesbian sex posts has been reached.
Anything else from now on will be extra coverage.

お疲れ様

>>45987998

God I want Noel and Flare to use me as a sperm bank to be impregnated
A living flesh dildo, where one rides my dick and the other my face while they sloppily make-out
Then after they get confirmed pregnant, they totally ignore me, I only get to have minimal contact with my children
They only start being sweet on me again when they want more babies, they start leaving me gifts, let our children meet daddy more often, and I fall for it again.

>>36947523

>>24677410
>not going for the double deal

Imagine being their meat dildo, your only purpose to dispense semen to make them pregnant

>>24296025
Ok ok, I'll take both.

>>23122892
>>23122935
>>23123204
NoelFlare is an anomaly. You're actually more schizo if you DON'T believe in NoelFlare.

>You would have to believe that every single Holo is lying to you and that every single interaction is scripted and faked.
>To that end you'd also have to believe that Noel and Flare didn't go on a hotsprings vacation trip.
>You'd also have to believe that either Noel lied about purchasing, not one, not two, but three new properties in Tokyo (Noel Studio V2, Fucknest V1, Fucknest V2), and that other Holos pretend to go over to those new properties all the time.
>You'd have to believe that Noel and Flare lied about Flare helping choose the choker for Noel's casual outfit which seems like such a minor detail to lie about.
>You'd have to believe Rushia and Pekora constantly breaking kayfabe to question NoelFlare is actually a keikakku doori move that is actually part of the kayfabe, they pretend to question it in order to lend it more creedence.
>You'd have to believe that on THAT day, Noel's roommate got her hair, nails, and makeup done, AND posted a rare face pic just to lead people on.
>Then later she showed bruises that she inflicted with an "Xbox controller"
>You'd also have to believe that every Holo that has mentioned the rings, which include Subaru, Towa, Marine, and I think Suisei, among others, is either lying about the rings on a previously agreed upon script, or that Noel and Flare actually got 5 figure platinum wedding rings for the sake of this lie.
>Finally you'd have to believe that every single Holo that has remarked on NoelFlare, which is the vast majority of them, coordinates with every other Holo and Noel and Flare themselves so as to keep their stories straight and not get tripped up in their lies. Because to date, I don't think there have been any inconsistencies in the stories, leading me to think things like Noel interrupting Towa and Subaru just to brag actually happened. Nene lying about how gay they were at the party. Also staff like A-Chan would have to be in on it because she occasionally mentions it. Not to mention all the outsiders like Tamaki, those Nijis that did the couple interview, those independents that did the couple interview, and basically anyone that comes into contact with NoelFlare

Honestly it's just easier to believe they are gay.

>>22972499

>>22640847
>both Noel and Flare are futanari
That just makes my penis even harder.

I'm sorry Flare, but I'm going to watch your wife on a talk show.

>>19121327
But I can't. All the parts put together is what does it for me. I'm solely focusing on just the ass or tits

Apologize for not voting for them by posting Noel Tits or Flare Ass.