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Artifis: "Pestilential Pastries".
Ah, poisonous pancakes !
Krukhut: Yes.
Artifis: Murderous macaroons.
Krukhut: Not bad.
Artifis: Viper’s venom topped with cream.
Krukhut: Hurrah !
Artifis: Cyanide custard pie.
Krukhut: Great !
Artifis: Ah ! Special iced arsenic cake.
Krukhut: Oh yes ah ah !

Artifis:
Take a big bowl of strychnine.
Cream with hemlock till its green.
Take a glass of paraffin.
Warm it up and tip it in.
(No I’ll put in two for luck.)

Add a spot of opium
Marinate a leach in scum.
Sprinkle with some chopped frog’s spawn.

Krukhut:
Now we add a peppercorn.
(Artifis: Nooo!)
(Krukhut: Ah? Oh well.)

Artifis:
Crumble up your arsenic
in a glass of narcotic.
Add two spoons of castor oil.
Put them on the stove to boil.
(No I’ll put in three for luck)

Put some snake’s blood in a bowl.
Then stir in a crushed tadpole.
Add a thimble full of glue.

Krukhut:
Add a spot of sugar, too.
(Artifis: Nooo !)
(Krukhut: No? Oh well)

Artifis:
Add rat poison to the brew.
Cobra’s venom goes in too.
Sweeten it with orange juice.
Three segments is what you use.
(No I think just one will do)

Thicken all with mandrake root.
Decorate with moldy fruit.
Just before the funeral.

Krukhut:
Add a spot of vitriol.
(Artifis: Nooo! Oh yes !)
(Krukhut: Haha. I know it’ll be a good idea !)

Both:
Special iced arsenic cake
means that we can safely take
seats beside the river Nile
to see the sacred crocodile
EAT!
THE!
GAULS!
(Artifis: Ba be doo de do wa wa!)
(Krukhut: Yeah !)