/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>76101972
No.

>>71374855

>get a knock on the door
>look through peep hole
>nobody there
>go back to jerking it
>more fucking knocking
>turn off my copy of Cunnylingus 3: Good Girls Don't Stream and grab a kitchen knife
>open door, knife in hand since I've had more than one bad run in with phase niggers.
>my eyes are still adjusting to the raw sunlight after a full month indoors, I only see the gleam of steel as a 4 foot tall midget in hot pink armor thrusts a greatsword at me.
>it glides across my erect cock and penetrates my groin, instantly circumcising me. As I fall to the ground in pain he plucks my ripe foreskin from the ground.
>tells me he's usually a "chivalrous knight" but Luna's birthday merch is expensive this year and that since it comes with a Luknight certification, he technically hasn't besmirched his honor as a luknight.
>leaves to sell my foreskin to those shekel peddling cunts at Idol.
This shit is getting fucking ridiculous

2 more days.

>>52584520
Risuner fleet getting shot down during space scavenge would make sense, I think the survivors and the planetary conditions are going to be the real kicker in how it all plays out but that's kind of a given.
>>52584647
I think salvage would always be considered to be somewhat worth the risk if repairs could be made to a vessel and some space nations might have a cultural connection to the survivors that they want to bring up preserve/recover.
Graduated fanbases is sort of punching down but at the same time, it could be a conglomerate of graduates so they're not totally alone.
The Land of the Lost exploration does sound pretty based.

>>49802977
you're not gonna need to worry about standing after we find you anon

keep it up while I'm asleep