/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

HOLY MOLY!!! Enma SHU-DONO, you're telling me you're going to be allowing my BODY through to the afterlife.... but *MY* soul will be CAST into HELL?!?! But...- WHAT??!!? My SOUL is so ROTTEN and RIDDLED with FILTH, that it can't SIMPLY be ERASED?!?! Instead I have to be CLEANSED by HELLFIRE!??!?! I will be BURNING in HELL for over TEN THOUSAND YEARS as my CORPSE gets to enjoy the REST of ETERNITY SUCKING AND FUCKING EVERYONE IT SEES!??!?! YIPPEEEEEE!!! AS I am WRITHING in PAIN, I will be able to TAKE SOLACE in the fact that BILLIONS of SOULS will be FUCKING me even AFTER my soul is permanently erased?!??! THAT SOUNDS AMAZING!!! I can SEE it NOW!!! My spiritual flesh will be BURNING off my BONES as I SCREAM and SCREAM and SCREAM meanwhile my body gets USED by EVERY SINGLE MAN WHO HAS EVER LIVED!! Not to mention that in the afterlife, EVERYONE has DOUBLE the stamina! I'll be JERKING off, whilst being BATHED in HELLFIRE and also will be BATHED in SPIRIT-CUM. I could GOON to just the THOUGHT of that! Well, there's nothing else to say, except YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO!

JINKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pig Shu-dono, you want to give me your CORKSCREW PENIS.......LITERALLY!!???!!! Your FAT STINKY OINKER will be GRAFTED onto me so that I can PEG YOU PIGGY STYLE??!!!?!?! And it will cause me to SLOWLY TRANSFORM!???!!?! By this time next week, I'll be a GROTESQUE CHIMERA that is neither MAN NOR BEAST!??!!??! Our nightly BUTT PLAY SESSIONS will get INCREASINGLY SAVAGE as I SUCCUMB to the MAD BOAR'S CURSE!!??!! A GIGANTIC MAZE will be CONSTRUCTED AROUND /nenmen/ so that we can NEVER ESCAPE!!??? I'll be FOREVER DOOMED to feverishly WANDER ITS HALLS while WEARING MY PREVIOUS BODY LIKE A CODPIECE!!?!!!!!? And I won't be allowed the SWEET MERCY OF DEATH since I'll get sustenance from the MINT CHOCOLATE and HOT COCOA scattered around!!??!! Meanwhile, you'll wish yourself into a HANDSOME VTUBER STUD with your JUJUTSU, declare me DECEASED and collect my LIFE INSURANCE??!!!???! And instead of just WISHING YOURSELF RICH TO BEGIN WITH, you're doing it this way JUST BECAUSE YOU HATE MY GUTS???!!!??! YABBA DABBA DOO, WHEN CAN WE START?????!!!??!?????!