/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

EMERGENCY EMERGENCY.
EMBER HAS SAID NOT TO BUY THE PHASE CONNECT COFFEE.
SHUT IT DOWN.

Where is the JP coffee?

Where is my fucking Picoffee?

So what I gather of the team dynamics

>Team blaze
Shitposting central. The girls spent like 80% of the team calling each other faggots and arguing why they themselves were not gay, rather than even attempt to strategize. In the end the Lemon whore pulled yet another backstab but nobody really cared that much as they were too busy trying to say japanese profanity to Loki.
>Team Spiral
Doomposting central. The girls were more focused and something resembling professional (compared to blaze), but the constant losses just demoralized them more and more up until they recovered in the end. 50% of their communication was pure Pippa seethe.
>Team Joker
Comfy Community. Relaxed, collected, and with a wicked sense of humor, the girls and their supporters proved the most efficient players and grasped victory as a result. Morale at an all time high.

>Bonus, the commentators
No skin in the game. Shilling that coffee HARD.

>>74370896
It's pretty clear he made the branch on a whim, maybe to help out his neglected and isolated JP talents by giving them kouhais. He's likely just gonna leave them with the minimal support he gives every talent (birthday merch and that's about it) and let them grow at their own pace with no expectations whatsoever.

>Dizzy is finding happiness?
>Release the anti
>"But Sakana-san, isn't she becoming the idol of your drea-"
>Release the anti.

>>74053298
What's the point of getting new talents if we're not gonna exploit their fame to move coffee units?
Think anon, THINK!

>>73940858
Shut the fuck up, it's on its way.

>>73903974
Pippa is on her way out. She knows she's gonna be replaced soon by Pico as the face of the company, since that girl actually puts the work in moving coffee units rather than endless react streams.
Graduation imminent, followed by reincarnation as a Starbucks employee.